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When you're hitting it from behind, and donkey punch a bitch. The said donkey punch results in a mild concussion, at which point you lock her in closet.
Where did maria end up last night?

I don't know, She went home with some dude.

She probably got a Mike Leach, and is now locked in a closet somewhere.
by ohthatguy January 03, 2010

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