|1.||A Midsummer Night's Dream|
When a man sneaks into a womans room and eats her out in her sleep. He then leaves without any gratification of his own, other than the thrill of being a pervert.
Guy1: "dude I gave the cheerleading captain A Midsummer Night's Dream"
Guy2: "How was it?"
Guy1: "I think she was on her period."