Top Definition
A small, fat penis. Shaped more like a can of tuna-fish than a plantain.
When a penis is so short and fat that it is rendered completely useless for anything of a sexual nature.
"I was about to fuck that jerk until he pulled his fat n flat penis out. He had a little pig down there."
by Free Muffins August 31, 2009

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