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Short form of the last part of the famous punchline "But that's not a Duck!" Saying "A Duck!" should always be followed by insane laughter for no perticular reason.
Also can be used as a random exclimation. Bob and Jack are talking when Paul walks up. Bob suddenly yells "A duck!". Bob and Jack errupt in laughter. Paul is forced to laugh or admit he doesn't understand. It's great fun either way.
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An aquatic bird that, in medieval times, was used to find out if a person was a witch or not.
This stems from the very logical idea that if a person weighs the same as a duck, then that person is made of wood (because both ducks and wood float in water). And since wood burns (just like witches) then that person must be a witch, because witches are made of wood. Therefore, the accused person(s) would be placed on a scale next to a duck, and if they balanced, the person(s) would be burned. So, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood. And therefore... A WITCH!
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What floats on water and weighs the same as a witch. When asked by Sir Benomir, what also floats, King Authur exclaimed "A duck".
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An insurance salesperson who is continually frustrated by humans who refuse to listen. aflac, Aflac, AFLAC!
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A form of scientific theory used in the popular movie: Monty Python and The Holy Grail. We found a witch! May we burn her?
A witch? How do you know she's a witch? She turned me into a newt! A newt..? I got better.. There is a simple way to figure out if she is a witch or not. Witches burn, and what else burns? Wood! Yes, and wood floats. What else floats? ... A duck? Yes! So if this woman weighs as much as a duck, than she is a witch! |
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What looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, is a duck (probably).
Where duck is used as a metaphor for something usually totally unrelated to ducks. "Hey, is that guy a republican?"
"Well, if it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck." |
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In the sport of cricket, when a batsman is out without scoring any runs (points).
Also: Golden Duck - when a batsman is out after only facing one ball Royal Duck - when a batsman is dismissed by the first ball of the innings "I didn't score any runs, I got a duck"
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1. Noun. The animal of the bird variety, difficult to ctch without help. Tastiest variety is the mallard.
2. A collective noun reffering to a group that occurs when an indivdual moongoose meets one or more of its kind.(Having researched all possibilities this seems by far the most logical) 1. He's a one armed duck fucker (see dumbland)
2. Look over there! There's some a duck. |
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