A Drew means drafting a top 3 team but shitting in his pants as he is trading it away for a bottom 3 team.
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To interrupt one's statement to describe his or her own past experience in attempt to "one up" you and make themselves feel more important or better than you
A Drew: -Oh yeah?! Well I did half of yesterday's workout at a much slower pace, and then I did 3 hours of wrestling practice! I am so dead!
Friend 2: Okay, Drew.