a. a teenager who is desgutingly obsessed with myspace, unicorns, and wearing childrens clothing.

b. a fifteen year old who wears old lady sweaters and compulsively makes layouts for people while surveying people over phones.

c. a preteen who continuously forces her innocent friends to take crotch shots of kirby from quietdrive as he tunes his guitar.

d. a complete loser who orders people to buy her coffee and take her to kmart while using vulgar language.