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1. Calabrese
A person or people from Calabria in Sicily, whom Italians feel are the stubbornest people in the world.

The old tale goes like this:

Jesus was walking down a road when he came upon a man from Calabria. He asked the man, "Where are you going?", and the man replied "God or no God, I go to Calabria". So Jesus turned him to stone for a day.

The next day Jesus came back, restored the man to his original form and asked the same question, "Where are you going?", and the man replied "God or no God, I go to Calabria". So Jesus turned him to stone for a week.

This went on for a month, a year, 5 years, 10 and then 20 years, all with the same results. Finally Jesus threw his hands in the air and said, "There is no gourd thicker than the skull of a Calabrese" and he allowed him to complete his journey.
From Sicily, "What are you, a Calabrese?"
2. Calabrese
If you are caught pulling a "calabrese" you are caught fuking someones twin sister and there mother at the same time. You must be caught by the male twin brother.
I pulled a " Calabrese " with Karen and Kayla and Ryan was quite angry
by Rob Morris Mar 20, 2005 share this
3. Calabrese
An Italian from Calabria, of which most are known to be Hard Headed. Although any stuborn Italian can be called a Calabrese, to be called Calabrese and not be from there is very derogatory.
That Joey can be so Calabrese sometimes. You could hit him in the head with a bat and he would still not get it!
4. Calabrese
(Cal-a-bree-zee) To confess your love to an overweight and/or busted female whilst sobbing in a drunken stupor.
“Yo did you see Alex and that fatty? He totally pulled a Calabrese.”

5. Calabrese Sausage
A term used for when a man with a large penis has a very strong and extra hard erection due to sexual arousal.

The term comes from a Italian spicy sausage known for being one of Italy’s hottest and hardest sausages.

After getting a lap dance from that stripper I had a Calabrese Sausage in my pants.
6. calabrese
A somewaht good looking man of italian decent, that thinks the world revolves around him. He teaches at a campus near you.
Calabrese is looking good today. HMMM! Bastard walks around like he is all that.
by psycho killer Jul 30, 2003 share this
7. calabrese
a guy that is lookin forward to smash your face if u say shit about anyone of his friends,a guy gurls seem to like but can be an asshole sometimes, but hes only kidding
yo im gunna call up calabrese to beat the shit outta you
by Wop Nov 11, 2003 share this
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