1:
Macdonald's fries are 99% free fat, so are the "30-cent-cones" which now cost 50 cents

2:
*in da club*
Bill: Look at that babe with her freind.
Mike: Damn! pity her freind is gelatin.
Bill: Take one for the team Mike, it's your turn.
Mike: OK, this wont be hard seeing as she is 99% free fat
Me: Word