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Two people having simultaneous oral sex and one guy just fucking himself.
Boy 1: Dude, I had a threesome last night with those two lesbian chicks. It was hot!

Boy 2: No dude, that was a total 969. They were eating each others pussies out while you just fucked yourself.

Boy 1: You're just jealous.
by yo_motha April 07, 2010
When three people are sharing a bed, two of them are having a good time, and the other one just wants some god damn sleep.
I got evicted on monday, and was very grateful to Sean when he let me stay over. The couch was too small to sleep on so I shared the bed with him and his girlfriend. It went great until a 969 started, and since then I've been staying with Mom.
by Fufff June 09, 2014
The time recorded in the 100m men final created by the winner, Jamaica's Usain Bolt in the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games.
A: Wow! That man runs fast!
B: Huh? How fast? 9.69?
by wia27 August 29, 2008
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