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Emergensex, when one is in need of a great lay.
I seriously need 969, If I don't get laid soon I'm gonna go postal.
by futureghst (MJC) February 22, 2012
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Two people having simultaneous oral sex and one guy just fucking himself.
Boy 1: Dude, I had a threesome last night with those two lesbian chicks. It was hot!

Boy 2: No dude, that was a total 969. They were eating each others pussies out while you just fucked yourself.

Boy 1: You're just jealous.
by yo_motha April 07, 2010
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The time recorded in the 100m men final created by the winner, Jamaica's Usain Bolt in the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games.
A: Wow! That man runs fast!
B: Huh? How fast? 9.69?
by wia27 August 29, 2008
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