The New Joysee government is known for being incredibly corrupt. This has been a trend ever since Satan was elected as governor of the state in 1917 when he claimed that his opponent, Jesus, had once been issued the death penalty due to a recorded criminal record.

Today, the members of the New Joysee State Senate eat at least 5 children a day, and the Govenor generally eats at least 7, though one day he once ate 24 in one sitting, fulfilling a dare in a childish attempt to impress his wife.

"In all honesty, the government is run by the Mafia," reported an actual Jersey resident quote. Unfortunately the resident and the reporter went "missing" shortly thereafter.

New Joysee was the 41st state in the United States of America. The state slogan was "The Armpit of America!", now "The Fabulous Armpit State!". As of 10/01/07 the capitol is New Joysee City.

Created when the Old Joysee was cast beneath the sea by the god Poseidon, the City-State of New Joysee is a scientifically formulated mixture of cow cheese, old fashioned blue-collar values, and fungally festooned ferret felt, best enjoyed while enjoying romance under a full moon listening to muskrat love. In some mythologies, New Joysee is the land of Paradise, the Garden of Alden, even. However, such stories are generally believed only by hopelessly psychotic homeless people who wander the streets of Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

Note: Only fucking New Yorkers say New Joysee. New Jersey is a lot cleaner than o...

a verb (or noun) and adjective combined:
fucking - the use of fucking here is emphasis, or emphasizing love, and love.

- to fucking love somebody

fucking + love = fluv

1. a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
2. a feeling of warm personal attachment or deep affection, as for a parent, child, or friend.
3. sexual passion or desire.
4. a person toward whom love is felt; beloved person; sweetheart.
5. a love affair; an intensely amorous incident; amour.
6. sexual intercourse; copulation.
7. affectionate concern for the well-being of others: the love of one's neighbor.
8. strong predilection, enthusiasm, or liking for anything: she fluvs her life.
9. to have love or affection for: All her students fluv her.
10. to have a profoundly tender, passionate affection for (another person).
11. to have a strong liking for; take great pleasure in: to fluv sports.
12. to need or require; benefit greatly from: Plants fluv sunlight.
13. to embrace and kiss (someone), as a fluver.
14. to have sexual intercourse with.
15. to have love or affection for another person; be in fluv.
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n. act in which all the intelligent women of the world will finally unite as one, gather all the sorry niggas* up, set them on fire, and like Usher said Let it Burn

*sorry niggas include, but are not limited to:
1. Niggas who don't pay child support
2. Niggas with 4 childern and 5 baby mommas
3. Any nigga who refers to his child or childrens MOTHER
as "baby mama"
4. Broke, won't get a job cause I gotta play Madden, and
kick it with my boys Niggas
5. Little dick niggas that don't even
try to get you off just happy to
have you there(also big dick
niggas who feel like you owe them
something for them have a mandingo
penis)

6. Niggas who SWEAR they will call you back then "fall
asleep" for like 3 or 4 DAYS and shit
7. Thumb sucking niggas
8. Any nigga that would EVER put his hands on you and hit
you(except for the occasional ass smack, cause that's
hot)
9. Mamma's boy

n. act in which all the intelligent women of the world will finally unite as one, gather all the sorry niggas* up, set them on fire, and like Usher said Let it Burn

*sorry niggas include, but are not limited to:
1. Niggas who don't pay child support
2. Niggas with 4 childern and 5 baby mommas
3. Any nigga who refers to his child or childrens MOTHER
as "baby mama"
4. Broke, won't get a job cause I gotta play Madden, and
kick it with my boys Niggas
5. Little dick niggas that don't even
try to get you off just happy to
have you there(also big dick
niggas who feel like you owe them
something for them have a mandingo
penis)
6. Niggas who SWEAR they will call you back then "fall
asleep" for like 3 or 4 DAYS and shit
7. Thumb sucking niggas
8. Any nigga that would EVER put his hands on you and hit
you(except for the occasional ass smack, cause that's
hot)
9. Mamma's boy ty...

Serbs:
1- Have a rich culture, knowledge of literature, sports and the arts.
2- HAVE WAY TOO MANY GYPSIES IN THEIR COUNTRY.. these peeps are not registered residents so they can't get a job and all they do is dig through trash and force you to get your windows washed while trying to steal your wallet.
3- Are the cleanest people ever. So hygenically perfect it's almost unhuman.
4- Have the oldest cars man has ever known. Since it's Europe's dumpster, they get all they 1947 skala's and skoda's
5- are exposed to more pollution than elizabeth, nj, mexico city and los angeles combined. try breathing in belgrade. it's pretty damn tough.
6- are amazingly un-racist considering pretty much every nation has tried to slaughter em.
7- LIKE SAUSAGE WAY TOO MUCH and can't deal with proper nutrition
8-Don't know english unless they're young
9- Mostly Orthodox Christians.

Serbs:
1- Have a rich culture, knowledge of literature, sports and the arts.
2- HAVE WAY TOO MANY GYPSIES IN THEIR COUNTRY.. these peeps are not registered residents so they can't get a job and all they do is dig through trash and force you to get your windows washed while trying to steal your wallet.
3- Are the cleanest people ever. So hygenically perfect it's almost unhuman.
4- Have the oldest cars man has ever known. Since it's Europe's dumpster, they get all they 1947 skala's and skoda's
5- are exposed to more pollution than elizabeth, nj, mexico city and los angeles combined. try breathing in belgrade. it's pretty damn tough.
6- are amazingly un-racist considering pretty much every nation has tried to slaughter em.
7- LIKE SAUSAGE WAY TOO MUCH and can't deal with proper nutrition
8-Don't know english unless they're young
9- Mostly Orthodox Christians.

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2. Opening the floodgates to ones private life.

3. Reconnecting with people that you don't really want to see again, or that you don't want them to know about you.

4. A place to post suggestive pictures at angles that will make you look attractive.

5. A place where lonely, socially-inept people spend gobs of time.

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