1) To be obviously lied to.
2) Mindfucked, or tricked.
3) Drunk on no alcohol.
4) Confused at what appears to be obvious and non-controversial.
5) To kill 8 fish within 3 days.
6) NEVER admitting defeat.
7) Going to the "Library" for 9 hours but no one believes you.
8) Overconfidence in inner "thug."
9) Responding to any critique by simply stating "sooners are better," regardless of topic.
"Dude, do you want to get Fasiled tonight?"
1. (n.) Clearly the description of the relationship between Hot and Dangerous, or a Punkin and a BooBear.
2. Takes about 2 years to perfect, but once it's there, it's there forever.
3. Usually found while singing "A Whole New World" in British accents.
4. Shown by sharing gruesome comments about the less fortunate, the weight challenged, and the idiots seen at random in the streets.
5. Must be in the military to find it, both parties, it's the ultimate challenge and if its Perfect Love, it can make it no problem.
6. Discusses over orange juice slushies.
7. Can spend countless hours laughing at absolutely nothing and everything at the same time.
8. Nothing without some hundred proof
9. hold your breath it's better
"awe they have the Perfect Love."
"Oyyy look at those two they seem to me like Perfect Love"
"Perfect Love finds its definition in Zach and Lindsay"
a person who...more...
is either in the highest band or cried when they didn't make the highest band
goes to the band room at least 4 times a day (before school, band, during lunch, and after school. Sometimes they go there for no reason other than it's a habit and they feel better in the band room than any other place at school)
doesn't talk to non band people, much less date non band people because they can't function in a socially acceptable way according to the rest of the school
has the maturity level of a 5 year old, or maybe a 7 year old on good days
enjoys nerf guns (bring your nerf gun to pit day <3), light sabers, and capes
willingly spends 9 hours a day outside playing the same four songs over and over and learning how to walk
calls their drum majors and directors mommy/daddy to their faces
is very touchy
happily gives up their lunch 3 times a week for band related things
loves their section unless there is a solo/it is close to auditions
is scarily smart but uses their smartness in a funny way
is involved in every band thing possible
hangs out with band kids on the weekends and spends most of the time talking about specific measure numbers of the songs they are working on
finds ways to incorporate band/marching band into school presentations
embraces the fact that marching band/band is called a cult because it is a cult and they love it and can't image their lives without it
|501.||Big Nose Syndrome|
If you have commited one or more of the following acts, then you qualify for "Big Nose Syndrome."more...
1. Getting a girl pregnant after dating for 4 months. By Accident.
2. Not using birth control because it's too expensive
3. Having an disproportional large nose.
4. Ruin the end to any movie
5. knows quotes verbatim from any show he watches
6. Knows karate and thinks he can kick your ass.
7. Watches Anime.
8. Follows the plot of anime.
9. Awkwardly puts hand on shoulder when trying to tell you something meaningful.
10. Have a small penis.
11. Can't throw a football if the human race depended on it.
12. Considered feminine.
13. Uses the sniper class in COD MW2 and never use the sniper thinking the pistol is more effective.
14. Throws up after 2 drinks.
15. Sexually excited by the dragons on Skyrim
16. Letting your best friends find out you are engaged over facebook
17. Using the most random ass vocabulary words.
18. Always has a solution which is better than yours.
19. Thinks Wikipedia is a credible source.
20. God facepalms your existence.
21. you masturbate with organic lotion.
23. You play wii
24. Whiter than Edward
25. And even gayer ^
26. If you realized that this list skips 22 and it bothered you.
27. Is your name is Ryan\
28. If you have ever penetrated your own asshole with a plunger while masturbating with your mom's breast milk pump.
Starting point guard for the Los Angeles Lakers.
To Laker fans Fisher is a 5 times NBA champion (rinds gifted to him by the better players around him) a great clutch shot maker in both the regular season and playoffs (due to Lakers star Kobe Bryant being doubled at the end of close games), apparently Fisher is also a leader and an excellent teammate.
To non-Laker NBA fans and non retards he is one frustrating old, slow, bald dickhead. Fisher is what basketball fans call a flopper or cocknose shithead as he falls or flops to the ground whenever he is guarding someone and expects to get a charge call or turnover from the NBA official. In reality it is all an act as if an offensive player actually made contact with Fisher, the NBA veteran's bones would shatter. David Stern allows Fisher to flop because Derek gave Stern blowjobs during the NBA offseason. Unsurprisingly Fisher has been gifted the no. 1 spot on the biggest floppers in the NBA webpage by the bleacherreport which can be found via Google or on their website
In addition to his flopping Derek Fisher has the ugliest jumpshot in the NBA along with Shawn Marion. Fisher's shot looks like a combination of Michael Redd's gun sling action and a leprechaun tap dancing around a burning rubbish bin on crack. Fisher averages less than 9 points per game for his NBA career and shoots at 40% from the field (that’s really, really shit.)
Ali: "Who is that lakers player falling to the ground on the basketball court?"
Noz: "That is Derek Fisher the worst flopper in the NBA"
Ali: *pauses* "I hate him"
David Stern: "I do too but he gives great blowjobs"
Farwest is where young teens to young adults(mostly Hispanics, where white and black attendance is rare) hang out on Friday and Saturday nights, where they dance to the uprising Mexican music sensation known as "Tribal." Which is a new emerging kind of music that has been popular among the new generation? The typical dancing style is dancing in a circle where you can pull out your own stunts and moves. Also if over the age of 21 the typical style is waving at the camera with a beer in one hand(Corona or Bud light preferably)and your hot girlfriend with the skinny dress and high heels (this can be mostly seen channel 29 "Canal Estrella" in the Dallas/Forth Worth area during late night hours) . Resent study shows that after Tribal music was first introduced in Dallas Texas it has been growing exponentially ever since. With that growth, also came a new style of dress. The typical attire is a tight almost see through button down shirt, which is traditionally worn with half the buttons down to where 99.9% of their upper epidermis is showing. Below, the usual attire is a pair of skinny jeans (the tighter the better) which can vary from many colors. The jeans are accompanied by new style of boots that look almost like elf shoes except they are made from many kinds of leather. The main attractiveness of these boots is their size. Like we all know size matters and these boots are no exception. Most boots are made to be twice or three times the length of the person wearing the boot.more...
At first it may appear that highfields is a prison or a power station but it is infact a secondary school çontructed in matlock, derbyshire in the 1980's. This austere and tragic mess of chewing gum and breeze blocks provides the ideal containment environment for the assorment of morally devoid educationally malnurited, ugg boot wearing, teen pregnancy enducing ragamuffins shaped within its walls. Some of them may hope to eventually escape as far afield as chezzy college, or to the greener pastures of the university of Derby. Presiding over this variety of muppets are an eclectic bunch of paedophiles, perverts, rapant homosexuals and borderline sociopaths. There only task is to ensure the streets of matlock are atleast safe to walk between 9 and 5 during term time. Atleast it has a better rugby team, aproachable girls and far better grades than lady manners. Oomphh.
I spent my childhood at Highfield's School, now I'm a brick layer in darley dale, With a porn addiction and an alchohol depéndancy.' Pissed up kev