2. The most hardcore death metal band on the fucking planet. 9 in the brown is widely recognized as the premier death metal/rock/punk band to come out of Connecticut since... well, since ever. It's members include Mongo, the Duke of Oranje, CYZ!!!, and band leader Viktor (WITH A FUCKING 'K'). The group is best known for its signature song '9 in the brown' which has topped the charts consistently in the underground music scene. When not blowing people's minds at sold out shows across the country, members enjoy totally raping Rock Band songs on Double Expert level.
Kid 1: 'Oh man, were you at the '9 in the brown' concert last night? It was amazing!'
Kid 2: 'No, I wanted to but those concerts are always sold out.'
Kid 1: 'Yes, yes they are.'