Top Definition
To masturbate, to tell your friends that you are going to take a nap, when you are just going to jerk off.
Usually one who takes a 9 minute nap comes out more tired than he went in.
Bill: I'm really tired imma go take a nap
(nine minutes later)
Frank: You look more tired than when you went in, that was definitely a 9 minute nap
by Masturdebator October 04, 2009
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