82nd Airborne

One of the three actual airborne units in the United States Army, it's been around even longer than the British Parachute Regiment and it's known for being the tip of the Spear in Germany in WW2 along with the 101st Airborne (Now 101st Air Assault) Theres an old rivalry between the Airborne and Marines. In the 82nd's defense (Even though it's record speaks for itself) it was the 82nd who had captured Fallujah and then had to recapture it after the Marines they handed it off too had lost it; the 82nd is a trusted and much faster response unit than most MEU's.

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82nd Airborne by CoMed82 April 24, 2014

82nd ave

Very busy and seemingly never-ending street in Portland, OR known for prostitutes and car dealerships. There's also an inexplicable amount of strip malls.

Many Portlanders consider anything past 82nd to not be Portland anymore.

I was feeling lonely so I went over the 82nd ave to get a hooker... then on the way home I stopped by KFC and Wal-Mart, and that outdoor store in the strip mall (Because this IS Oregon...).

82nd ave by PDXPERT March 11, 2010

82nd division 

The 82nd Division is an online gaming community that keeps up to date and involved with video games, consoles, pc hardware, and entertainment. Don't be afraid to stop on in and ask questions or browse around!

I am a member of the 82nd division; an online gaming community

82nd division by riot82 May 21, 2006

82nd base

Obtain stage 4 prostrate cancer, with the surgeon having to fuck out the tumors, all though anesthesia is not allowed or else it doesn’t count. You also have to be wearing a motorcycle helmet while your parrot gets jerked off by the priests. Before getting the cancer, you must have had sex with at least 12 axolotls, all of them anally.

I didn’t think he would do it, but Dr. Johnson made me get to 82nd base!

82nd base by dagosti August 22, 2023

82'nd airborne soldier 

Noun:A badass paratrooper who was fighting in the battle of the bulge.He was awesome.

Soldier one:Hey man do you need a ride?
82'nd airborne soldier:No I'll be fine.
Soldier 2:Are you sure?
82'nd airborne soldier:If you need a place to park you can go behind me.
Tank driver:Who are you?
82'nd airborne soldier:I'm the 82'nd airborne and this as far as these bastards are going!

82'nd airborne soldier by Capt.Aggro February 1, 2009