| 1. | 80s 10 | ||
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A girl who was very hot, 10 of 10, in the 1980s, but looking at pictures of her now she would be considered a 7 at best by today's standards - note 1. this terminology can be transferred to any other time period (50s, 60s, 70s, etc.) - note 2. the woman cannot exceed a 7 of 10 in hotness or the terminology is invalid. Taylor: Man I expected the lead singer from Blondie to be way hotter than she is
Zack: yeah but you know she was sooo hot in the 80s Taylor: total 80s 10 |
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| 2. | hot topic | ||
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An overrated "anti-mainstream" store whose customers assume that individuality can only be earned through self-mutiliation (heavy piercing), mass-produced anti-authority messages, and random references to vastly overrated 80s pop culture.
The government could easily fund a Hot Topic to keep rebellious people from actually doing something about the world. Maybe they already are. Right now I am not a true person because I don't put pieces of metal in my neck or my back or my dick. If I did I would be an indidvidual and Hot Topic would hire me because I am unique.
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| 3. | red hot chili peppers | ||
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An incredible, kick ass band. Known for fusing metal and rap to create a unique funk-like sound. The band is is also capable of producing great melodies, and even balad-style songs. They have been around since the mid 80s when they played a concert wearing nothing but a sock on a particular appendage, and have been rocking ever since. The bass player, Flea, is perhaps the best bass player of all time, and the guitar player, John Frusciante, is also a titan of his instrument.
Great RHCP songs include: Californication Under the Bridge Other Side Aeroplane Parallel Universe This Velvet Glove Higher Ground (cover) and many more. Undoubtedly one of the best and most visionary bands of all time. The Red Hot Chili Peppers rock everyones' collective socks.
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| 4. | twinit | ||
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Amazingly attractive twins which may or may not resemble 80s rock stars. Hard to locate and usually found in swarms of people huddling around their natural habitat;sabor. Usually possess odd sounding names similar to that of characters from christmas carols(ie santa,noel,rudolf). May not always been seen in pairs, however when spotted they create a lot of joy within their peers. Are often stalked because of their immense hotness. lulu and i had multiple vickles when we spotted the rather elusive twinit on their way to a hot nightclub. The twinit did not realise they were being followed thanks to mine and lulu's very convincing authentic bush costumes.
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| 5. | Samantha Fox | ||
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Is a former Page 3 model and dance-pop singer.
She released the signle Touch Me which had some pretty Hot lyrics. "(this is the night)
Touch me, touch me I want to feel your body Your heart beat next to mine (this is the night) Touch me, touch me now" "Remember in the good old 80s when we had music like Samantha Fox, she should re-release 'Touch Me'" |
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| 6. | Alexander O'Neal | ||
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Alexander O'Neal is an R&B singer who had a string of top 10 hits in the second half of the 1980s in the US, UK and also in Ireland. He was born in 1953 in Natchez, Mississippi but moved to Minneapolis when he was 20. He is best known for his 1987 hit "Criticize" which climbed to number 4 both in the UK Singles Chart and the Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs chart. His songs are produced by the successful R&B producers Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis. Sheila: Do you remember back in the 80s, everybody used to get on the dancefloor when the Alexander O'Neal hit Criticize came on?
Thelma: Oh yeah, great Jam that was! |
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| 7. | Pyromania | ||
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1. A disorder causing obsessions with fire, such as random acts of starting a fire, or wanting to play with it. Often after doing such behaviour comes a feeling of satisfaction. 2. A 1983 Album by the British Rock Band Def Leppard. It includes the hit songs "Photograph", "Rock of Ages", "Foolin'", and "Too Late for Love". Also rated by Q Magazine as one of the best albums of the 80s. 3. A 2010 single by the British-German Eurodance group Cascada. 1. Pyromania is not the same as Arson!
2. Hey man, Def Leppard's new album Pyromania was so rad! I was stoked at how amazing it was. 3. I'm gonna get the fire started, impossible for you to breathe, the temperature is rising up, up, so hot, 'cause I burning up...Pyromania, Pyromania, ow...! |
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