A "company" started by YouTuber MinnesotaBurns created for the purpose of trolling hackers, children, and ragers on Xbox Live, in particular, on Call of Duty. While trolling, he will claim to be the CEO of Trollarch as Jon Trollsten. Usually, he will inform the player (who is usually a hacker who is no older than 16) that they will be banned unless they follow Jon's commands (which may include requesting a parent). After this, all hell breaks loose. "Jon" will usually infuriate the player or player's parent(s) by giving them false telephone numbers such as 1-800-thisisnotreal, make controversial statements such as asking them on a date even though they may be married, or simply call the hacker names such as "douchebag" or "pathetic shitbag" to piss them off. Ragers are usually trolled in 1 v 1 matches by having their asses kicked followed by an insult from MinnesotaBurns to get them really mad. Since its creation, Trollarch's "staff" (MinnesotaBurns' subscribers) has reached over 265,000 people. Trollarch staff may also take part in the trolling by mimicking MinnesotaBurns' strategies in trolling and posting their results on YouTube for the lulz. Trollarch has also helped to create catchphrases from MinnesotaBurns including the most famous, "The chicken is burning." Trollarch has helped to shine a light on the good side of trolling: pissing off and helping to ban hackers and annoying raging kids from Xbox Live.more...
A small down about an hour away from San Francisco. The average income per household is 114,000 a year but the houses are way overpriced. You have to pay at least 800,000 for a 2,000 sq. foot house. The adults are relatively nice but they will yell at you if you step on their lawn. Most of the kids in Danville go to Diablo Vista, a pretty nice school if you look past the creepy teachers that are 2 million years old. Danville is made up of kind of rich people, rich people, and ehmagardihavesomuchmoneyidon'tknowwhattodo people. The gated community, Blackhawk has absolutely no sidewalks, and is filled with old farts who golf all day and spend their millions on expensive wines that no one will ever drink. There's nothing for teenagers to do in Danville besides steal their parents alcohol and tell everyone at school about it the next day to seem cool. The most fun place for people to hang out is at The Plaza which is kind of like an outlet mall for rich people. The Plaza is notorious for getting rid of stores that are there for over a year. There are at least ten drug dealers in Danville and most of them are teenagers. The teenage girls parade in shorts that are probably more revealing than most thongs and shirts that show off their barely-there cleavage. You'll be lucky to find one decent guy in Danville. most Danvillians worship rap and most of the white boys pretend to be black by sagging and saying nigga every five seconds.
Girl 1: Ohmygooodddd. There's nothing to do in Danville.
Girl 2: Hey let's go to the plaza. There's a great plastic surgery place there.
Boy 1: Sup mah niggas? What are you bitches doin taday?
Girl 1: We're going to the plaza.
Boy 1: Coo. After, do ya wanna come to my place to smoke some weed?
Girl 2: Sure. There's nothing else to do.
The Elite Hitmen (3H for short), is a professional PS3 clan. This clan plays mainly CoD games such as Call of Duty: Black Ops and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3. Hopefully, in the future, the clan will continue to be beasting on Black Ops II and future CoD franchise's.more...
This clan was founded in 2009 during Modern Warfare 2, when trackstar3862 and Impbrother came up an idea to start up a clan together. It wasn't until the release of Black Ops in 2010 when recruitment's for the clan really started to kick in. It was at this time that the clan started their first GameBattles team. With hard work and dedication they finished 9th place in the team ladder against pro teams and players.
Presently, the clan is growing everyday as the clan strives to get awesome clips, gameplays and montages for the YouTube community to watch. 3H has a steady 20 active clan members that are trying their best to entertain the fellow 3H fans.
YouTube career: THEELITEHITMEN3H opened up a YouTube channel on February 2012. The clan has been working very hard to get a sponsorship and partnership on YouTube. They currently have over 100 upload videos and an over 800 subscribers. The clan is growing everyday and they wish to someday be re...
An Apple user.
A whore and an idiot. A whore because you buy anything Apple makes. An idiot because you can buy a comparable product for half the price.
Shortly before the iPad went on sale, Steven Jobs showed off Apple's latest creation to a small group of journalists. One asked what consumer and market research Apple had done to guide the development of the new product.
"None," Mr. Jobs replied. "It isn't the consumers' job to know what they want."
"I just bought an iPad because Steve Jobs told me to."
"What a whordiot."
"I just got an Apple laptop for $1,800 because an HP laptop was too cheap for $700."
"You're a whordiot."
Ruining friendships since the 1960's.
Friend: Hey you landed on Mayfair with a hotel on you owe me $800
*throws Monopoly board on the floor*
A Krockapacka 180 is a 93 year old horny whore who smoke marijuana while spinning a 180 degree spin while on a camel with camel toes. they usually like to lick horny toads for fun in their spare time.
A Krockapacka 180 eats food from a cows camel toe with eggs sunny side up on a Sunday afternoon.
|868.||Mainstream Hypnosis Syndrome|
A made-up but seemingly real phenomenon in where some tasteless, generic media or physical item (be it music, tv, literature etc.) which achieves way more attention and profits than which it deserves. It stays at the forefront of media attention from a mere 2 days (not so much a problem) all the way through several decades (major annoyance). This syndrome gets its' name from the fact that most modern mainstream media seems to hypnotise a large percentage of the population into becoming their slaves/army, often shooting way out of their target demographics. Over the past 5 decades, this syndrome has become more and more apparent, eventually leading to conflicting media/physical items and online wars that no-one cares about. Now, this power can either be used for bad, malicious, world controlling purposes such as Justin Bieber and Call of Duty or good, constructive development such as Minecraft and Gangnam Style.more...
It is currently unknown how people and corporations utilise this formula, but love/relationships are somehow involved in every single one. (Justin Bieber's songs, Avatar's romance, most Nick/Disney programs, a certain former little girl's cartoon that involves horses' current generation etc. Even small, obscure references to love such as Tetris