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Infinity lying down, taking a nap. It needs to take a rest every once in a while so it can properly function as being the most kick-ass concept of all time.
Dave: Is that an 8?

Sam: No, look closer. Infinity's taking a snooze.

(Dave moves closer to take a clearer look)

Sam: Not that close, you insolent fuck!
by Urban Dictionarion January 23, 2012
The ordinal number '8' is often used in place of the phonemes that would make the sound 'ate' in written English.
I say 'often', I actually mean 'often (by bumpers)'
The habit could have originally developed among linux {fucktard]s in chatrooms, or 14 year old scrubbers text messaging on mobile phones. Either that or from 'old-school' rave act Altern8 (still DJ-ing in and around Stoke-on-Trent, kids!)
Whichever way you look at it, it looks shit and dosn't make you look cool.
"C U L8R M8!!!!!"

"He was a sk8r boi..."

"I'd rather menstru8 a ten ton w8 than write in such an illiter8 way, dude."
by Stooo March 21, 2003
The new emoticon I came up with like 65 seconds ago.

The 8 is the eyes, and the period is the mouth, giving a blank, or more of a surprised, shocked expression.
Guy1: DUDE! I just won a million dollars.
Guy2: 8. Woah.

Guy1: DUDE! I just did your mom!
Guy2: 8.
by Petey Mik February 29, 2008
The height a dick has to be in order to go on certain rides.
Hey you're not 8!
by mavurbster May 19, 2014
8 can have a lot of definitions, more than 1,000. The most common is r8 8/8.
"gr8 m8 no d-b8 i r8 it an 8 i h8 2 b in an ir8 st8 but its my f8

hey m8 i apreci8 that u r8 it gr8 u wanna d8 and mayb masturb8 i can ask n8 and we can meet at the g8 dont b l8

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it an 8/8 plz don't h8

gr8 b8 m8 cant even h8 so I r8 8 outta 8

Gr8 b8 m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8., I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8."
by lilzor July 19, 2016
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