You know what it is! It's a STIFFIE!!!! hahaha! All you have to do is go up to someone and say "eight equals Dee" and they wont know what the fuck your saying! It gives a boring day a little boost of fun! If you know what I mean.
Hey! 8=D.......and 8 will always = D!!!!

by January 22, 2007
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I though it was a smiley face. I used it everywhere. Now I'm banned from lots of forums. =(
Me: I'm so happy! 8=D

Admin: Why, you like penis? *BANNZOR*
by July 20, 2005
A penis
other examples:
8==D
8===D
8====D
"i told him 8=D was a math problem and wrote it all over his book and he was fine with it. What a dumbass!"
by March 20, 2005
A delighted gentleman with sunglasses on his head.

That, or a very unhappy gentleman who isn't very well-endowed.
1. Look at my cool shades! 8=D

2. My penis is so small. : 8=D
by July 29, 2006
The Equation of Life

Notice carefully:
8=D is the formula for the penis.
Putting this formula in parentheses () symbolizes insertion into the vagina.
Since all life comes from this magical union of the genitals, (8=D) is the universal mathematical representation of the dirty deed.
"Oh Em Gee! Anthony just totally wrote (8=D) on the chalkboard! I wonder if the teacher notices?"
by April 03, 2006
A happy Hitler without pupils.
Person: 8=D
Someone else: I am so offended, don't you know I'm Jewish?
by August 28, 2014
An extremely small penis or chode, with an enormous head but small balls
Girl: You want to come over tonight?
Guy: Sure my 8=D is ready
Girl: WTF REALLY!!?
Guy: Omg sry I meant 8==========D
by January 07, 2016
Pretty much the universal symbol for dick. But it can be ok through parents if you say it means smile.
1.Hey baby can't wait to see your 8=D -dick
2. Hey can't wait to see your 8=D -smile
by March 02, 2016

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