|1.||8 to 9 guys|
People who without explanation go poop in the office between the hours of 8am and 9am when they clearly could have gone before they came to work. This is troublesome as it creates a traffic jam in the stalls every morning.
"Bob just got married and now he's one of the 8 to 9 guys. He must be afraid to poop in front of his new wife."