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1. 8-Bit Theater
A genious work made by a genious comic writer.
"8-Bit Theater RoXoRs your SoXoRs!"
by Deadlyhomsar Oct 4, 2003 add a video
2. 8-Bit Theater
A comic that's pretty damn shizzy when it dooesn't involve Thief tricking Black Mage. I hate Thief.
Black Mage is the best freaking character in 8-bit theater, no question.
by Some Guy Nov 16, 2003 add a video
3. thief
Capitalistic individual who "borrows" other people's stuff and "pawns" them. Takes whatever opportunity to gain currency, no matter what ethical barriers stand in the way. Often screws all those close to him in his bid for cash. Is fairly smart, but his kleptomania gets the better of him. Best seen in the 8-bit theater webcomics.
Your GP or your HP!~8-bit theater episode 4

I feel it neccessary to inform you that the contract gives me rights to the bottom half of your treasures ~8-bit theater episode: thief likes money.
by Pyros Apr 22, 2004 add a video
4. Ctrl+Alt+Del
1. A combination of keys used in most Windows operating system to open the task manager, most notably used for closing programs which are for some reason difficult otherwise. Has other features that no one ever uses though.

2. A gaming webcomic created by Tim Buckley often with associated other webcomics such as 8-Bit Theater, Penny Arcade, and VG Cats. However, many consider it to be inferior to the forementioned webcomics due to the fact that it often steals jokes and ideas from them. It is also considered to be a lot more commercialistic than the others. Overall, it isn't too bad though.
1. After attempting to run Windows Media Player, Battlefield 2, Doom 3, and Norton Antivirus all at the same time, my computer 'asploded and I had to use Ctrl+Alt+Del to to put it out of its mysery.

2. All hail Ethan, king of Winter-een-mas!
5. Kary
The Fiend of Fire and a rather attractive woman with six arms and the body of a snake. She is always depicted this way, although the colors of her body sometimes vary. However, Kary's true self is generally accepted and depicted as the following:

The woman portion of her body is crimson, her eyes yellow with red iris. She wears a blue chest plate, what appears to be two articles of jewelery of some sort around her waist, a blue tiara with a red jewel at the front, earrings and possesses yellow or blonde hair. The snake portion (the lower half) of Kary's body is depicted with purple scales, dark purple ring designs, and a crimson underbelly.

In the first Final Fantasy, she was causing Mt. Gulg - a dormant volcano - to erupt and was the second to be defeated by the main heroes. The player would battle her twice; the first time being in the aforementioned volcano, Mount Gulg. Here Kary would cast Fira and perform powerful physical strikes.

The second time Kary was encountered would be in the Chaos Shrine in the past. About half-way through, stepping on a certain spot would automatically engage in a battle with the fiend. Now stronger than before, she would still attack physically but also cast Firaga, inflicting a great amount of damage upon the entire party.

In Final Fantasy IX, she was the Guardian of the Shrine of Fire, and fought Amarant Coral and Freya Crescent behind the scenes. However, in this game she was called "Maliris" due to a translation error of "Ma...
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6. 8-bit theater
Once a great online web comic that was perhaps one of the best available during its peak, this comic has since seen a steady decline in quality. Common theories for this include the author failing to come up with a replacement comic that anyone gives a rats ass about anymore.

In a failed attempt at an April Fools' Day joke, the author made a "joke" comic with the words "The End" as the last panel. The result was that fans wrote in thanking him for his time and devotion to the comic and for providing them with closure as lame as it was. He has since deluded himself into thinking that the fans were pulling a prank back on him when in fact they were serious about being glad the comic was finally over.
Brian Clevinger is jumping the shark with 8-bit theater these days.
7. Speed of Swords
A speed twice as fast of the speed of light, as defined from Fighter from 8-bit theater, Interlude 02.
Ninjas are too slow for me because I move at the speed of swords--it is twice as fast as light you can look it up but i don't know where so dont ask--so that is why you see my sword blur like that.
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