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1. curry slurper
A native, or racial descendant, of the Indian subcontinent. Syn.: raghead. It can refer to any subcategory, including engineering students, crack motel owners, 7-11 cashiers, or holier-than-thou nose-ringed, sari-wearing pretentious immigrant bitches. Also, one who enjoys shit-eating diarrhea sex. see, also, gupta, patel.
"Who's the new fuck-wad in a pink polo shirt and loafers playing with his iPhone on the lawn near the Bio-Sci building?"
"Just some fkn curry slurper."
2. Curry Muncher
A person of Indian or Sri Lakan decent who basically smells, breathes & permeates the curry spices through every unblocked pore and vessel in their being. To encounter one of these is really quite simple; they are everwhere but you're guaranteed to meet one in a taxi, 7-11, doctors surgery or anywhere where freebies are being handed out.
Little Johnny had an arm wrestle with little Sanjeev (aka Curry Muncher) and afterwards whilst at home he complainned to his mum asking: "Mummy, why are my hands this orange/yellow color and smell so much?
3. punjabi
a stinky Indian also know as a puni or pungi. Known for working at 7-11 and dancing all stupid to gay music.
Man I can't believe you let Tony sleep on our couch, now it stinks like curry in this bitch! Damn punjabi.
4. Hoodigadi
Slang for a person of Indian descent, namely a funny-sounding curry with an unusually large turban
7-11 Man: May I helllp you?
John: Three tauquitos, chop chop Hoodigadi!!
5. Furry Curry
A derogatory term for an Indian person (not a Native American), derived from the spice they use and inherently smell like.

Synonyms include bumpidy, Indian, and Brownie.
That furry curry at 7-11 wears a turban that smells like his elephant's excrement.
6. Mis-brownpeople-ny
The hatred of brown people including but not limited to:

hindus

7-11 employees

Muslims

a-rabs

terrorists

people that think the swastika is still a sufficient peace sign

people that enjoy the movie "slumdog millionaire"

non-supporters of George W. Bush (most american president since Abe lincoln and his hairy chest)

people who masturbate to curry

people who have forgotten showers exist

vegetarians

people that dont eat cows or pigs

people that worship and/or engage in intercourse with cows

mega nerds

people with abnormally hairy arms

people that cant masturbate to the american flag or bald eagles

and occasionaly UPS workers
1-Going into the marines has taught me the importance of teaching Mis-brownpeople-ny in our school systems

2- a major requirement to work for airport security is you have to bea strong believer in Mis-brownpeople-ny
7. Makid
Makid is a person, usually a man, who dresses and acts like a woman often to gain your attention or for the purpose of entertaining or performing for others (see: Bollywood). There are many kinds of drag artists and they vary greatly, from professionals who have starred in movies to people who try to attain their fame from posting pictures of themselves in a dress on Facebook. Drag queens also vary by class and culture and can vary even within the same city (so watch out! If you're unsure, use the Crocodile Dundee method). Although many drag queens are presumed to be gay men named Makid, there are drag artists of all genders and sexualities who do drag for various reasons - mostly for the free lube.
So, in order to avoid this tranny named Makid: BEWARE of any arranged marriages with fathers named Apu where your "bride-to-be" suggests the ceremony take place at a 7-11 after arriving in a classy taxi cab-limo, with Gandhi as the priest, Harold & Kumar as your best men, a hamburger cake in the shape of a cow covered in bacon, Punjabi-appetizers, and a slurpee-punch fountain... with the reception consisting of REALLY bad dancing (have you seen Slumdog Millionaire??), *.midi-music scratched by DJ Dhalsim from the next room, women with red spots on their heads (is that herpes?) wearing more sheets than a KKK rally (which you'll gladly put back on once you see what they're covering, yikes) where all of your guests will try to sell you long distance phone service or a computer from Dell and your reward for this extravagant celebration (which cost all of $50) will be smelling like curry for the rest of your life, peeing from your ass for a week and the worst honeymoon ever known to man with a BIG, yet humorously small, surprise from your blushing bride. Don't say i didn't warn you!

...Actually, on second thought, that would be a friggin radass party! (except for the whole drag-queen-for-a-bride and peeing from your anus for a week part)
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