| 29. | fukung | ||
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A website with random amusing images. The reason you are up late, the reason you didn't study for the exam, and the reason your girlfriend got bored and just got dressed again. (7:31pm)
You: Hahaha, oh wow. (7:32) You: I feel bad for laughing at that. I'll look at a few more to feel better. (11:17pm) You: Just a few more... (6:57am) Dad: Son? Wake up, it's- IS THAT A PORNOGRAPHIC .GIF? You: No, dad, it's just fukung, I'm not- Dad: Hey, nice rack on that one. Good job, son! |
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| 30. | Quarty | ||
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The 32 ounce wannabe 40s that the fine state of Florida sells. I went to the store to get some Four Os but a quarty was all I could get because 40s are illegal here apparently. . . Florida sucks a fat one.
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| 31. | Hogie fest | ||
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A huge event that happens every year where millions of people from all over the tri-state area of new jersey, deleware, and pennsylvainia travel to various wawa's all over and enjoy amazing deals such as any shorti hogie for only $2.99. Or any 32 oz beverage selling for 99 cents. Hogie fest lasts from memorial day weekend to augest 1st. Wawa Hogie fest is the single greatest spectacular in the history of mankind. Jack: Hey john do you want to go down to 7-eleven and get a slurpee?
John: Jack, why would you even think about going to 7-eleven when we could just go to Wawa Hogie fest? Jack: Wait its hogie fest? John: Yeah Jack: OH MY GOD LETS GO! |
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| 32. | facebook wit | ||
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June 14, 2011 Urban Word of the Day
The intellegent humor that nearly everyone seems to gain when they have a half an hour to contemplate a witty response. It is usually a bad comparison to a person's actually conversational skills since they can sit and contemplate the response for as long as they need. (Facebook wit conversation)
Susie (7:12): So... supposedly the world is ending on Saturday... Dan: (7:32): Hell yeah! (pun totally intended ;) Susie (7:34): You think you'll still be here after the rapture? Dan: (8:01): Oh, I'm throwing a rapture party! Devil juice and Satan cakes, with the Antichrist spinning! Susie: (8:04): ROFL! (Real conversation) Susie (7:12): So... supposedly the world is ending on Saturday... Dan (7:13): Oh, wow, that's really interesting... (Crickes chirping) |
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| 33. | Striking when the irony is hot | ||
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The ability to immediately respond with a witty remark. Antonyn: Facebook Wit Susie (7:12): So... supposedly the world is ending on Saturday.
Dan: (7:32): Hell yeah! (pun totally intended ;) Dan has a talent for striking when the irony is hot. |
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| 34. | Chichibongrainious | ||
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Thanksgiving is a day for dressing like a pilgrim, Chichibongrainious is a day for giving water to William. 1. Wear a Chichibongrainious T-Shirt all day. 2. You must blame everything you do on Chichibongranious Day. 3. Say “Chichibongranious” in normal conversation as much as possible. 4. Skip to all your classes. 5. You must friend everyone on Facebook with the last name of “Granious”. 6. Order an Italian soda from Deet’s with 3 different flavors. 7. Memorize Einstein’s favorite formula…and then love it! 8. Make a Peter butter sandwich. 9. Avoid the Emergency Room. 10. Change your profile picture to Natalie Portman. 11. Mail an encouraging letter to Natalie Portman. 12. Make a cake. 13. Text everyone and tell them to celebrate with us. 14. Watch THE clip. 15. Only eat candy. 16. Eat Chi Chi’s all day and drink grainious. 17. Intranet. 18. Make Jenn participate in the festivities.
19. Teach me how to Brody. 20. Wear neon. 21. Do other miscellaneous tricks and/or tomfoolery. 22. Post friendship pictures of you with your roommate on Facebook. 23. Make Chichibongrainious a real word on spell check. 24. Go bananas! 25. Watch Step Up 2 more than once. 26. Do a pull up. 27. Learn 3 fun facts about cougars and share them with your roommate. 28. Document yourself carrying Cary. 29. Go to Stephanie Burger’s house. 30. Begin planning The Great Day of Singing. 31. Listen to the entire ‘Most Unwanted Song Ever’. 32. Watch the PBS special of Martine Dolan singing as a child. 33. Get a temporary tattoo of your favorite president. 34. Have a dance before part B. 35. Get sorted. 36. Go to McDonald’s and be ‘neither seen nor heard’. Please note this is not a competition. Everyone wins... and everyone loses. And remember, Hokie Respect! |
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| 35. | 7 minute rule | ||
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The minimum amount of time to wait before replying to a text message from a love interest without seeming desperate and needy. Bob 16:25 Hey it's bob, got your number last night in that dive bar. How's ur day goin?
Candy 16:32 Oh hey bob, my day's going well thanks, nothing hectic just relaxing. Bob 16:39 Lets bangbangbangbangbang Candy 16:43 Sounds great! *7 minute rule alarm bells in Bob's brain* Bob 17:30 Actually I'm busy that day Candy 17:31 What day?? What? But I LOVE YOU, YOU WILL FATHER MY CHILDREN Bob 17:31 *deletes number* |
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