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At asoue.proboards.com lurks an obsessive community of Lemony Snicket worshippers. The site was created by the mysterious Tragedy, mysterious in the sense that no one has any idea who he/she/it is and most are desperate to know what resides in he/she/it's pants. The site was created by this mysterious being, whom many members consider the alpha and the omega, the creator of all things, so these fans can endlessly discuss A Series of Unfortunate Events.
Many notorious members include: BSam:-Hilarity just falls out of every one of his orifices. Dante- the father of all knowledge. Sixteen- Who seems to be romantically involved with everyone on the site. Trikip- A backlog of weird I.P address impersonators surround this 'person'. Emma Squalor- Would say Hannah Montanna was talented if she posted on the site. Fancy: Queen of 667. No one is really sure why. Songbird (or is it freebird)- The most bossy moderator. Sherry Ann- who seems a lot older than her 1000years. It is widely acknowledged that Sherry Ann was around before the creation of the universe or even matter itself. Hermes- The heir of Dante, gains Dante's title when Dante passes on. Many murder plots have been organised, as get none successful. That sneaky Dante. MyKindEditor- Seemed promising at first, has dwindled somewhat. Tiago Squalor- 667's most flamboyant member, is currently writing the sequel to ASOUE. Freebird (or is it songbird)- Er, yh. Join the community today! Or not, good choice. On 667 Dark Avenue:
Dante: *Something intellectual* Hermes: DIE! Emma Squalor: He he, you are both so talented. Freebird/Songbird: Lol, wrong board. BSam: I is FUHHNY. Tradgey: I like to EXPERIMENT. MyKindEditor: Ha ha ha Bsam, you're funny! Elle: Glee! Tiago Squalor: APOCALYPSE. *Everyone dies.* |
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