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260. Police Scanner Codes
Police Scanner 1-37 Codes...

Code 2 Urgent - no light or siren
Code 3 Use lights and siren
Code 4 No further assistance needed
Code 5 Stakeout
Code 6 Stay out of area
Code 7 Meal break
Code 8 Restroom break
Code 9 Summer uniform
Code 10 SWAT pre-call up
Code 11 SWAT Call up
Code 37 Subject/Property wanted

Police Scanner Codes

187 Homicide
207 Kidnapping
207A Kidnapping attempt
211 Robbery
211A Robbery alarm
211S Robbery alarm, silent
217 Assault with intent to murder
240 Assault
242 Battery
245 Assault with a deadly weapon
246 Shooting at inhabited dwelling
261 Rape
261A Attempted rape
273A Child neglect
273D Wife beating - Felony
288 Lewd conduct
311 Indecent exposure
314 Indecent exposure
374B Illegal dumping
390 Drunk
390D Drunk, unconscious
415 Disturbance
417 Person with a gun
417A Person with a knife
459 Burglary
459A Burglar alarm
459S Burglar alarm, silent
470 Forgery
480 Hit and run - Felony
481 Hit and run - Misdemeanor
484 Petty theft
487 Grand theft
488 Petty theft
502 Drunk Driving
503 Auto theft
504 Tampering with a vehicle
505 Reckless driving
507 Public nuisance
510 Speeding or racing vehicles
586 Illegal parking
594 Malicious mischief
595 Runaway car
604 Throwing missiles
647 Lewd conduct
653M Threatening phone calls
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261. Mattituck
good ole mattituck. Small little ass town with not much to do but I like it. Has around 6 black kids and everybody knows eachothers first and last names. The town is about 50feet long and is becoming like the hamptons. Everybody mostly fishes and hunts here and there is a bunch of rednecks here too. The rednecks where tucked flannels with there timberland boots and there ford or John Deere belt buckels. Everybody ride dirt bikes and quads on the weekends and the cop don't pull you over for riding them on the road. Everybody that rides goes to levlons and have to ride quads on beach to 3 towns over and it is illegal but no one gives 2 shits neither does the cops. We all got big pickup trucks gas and diesel and we love to go mudding and have a good time drikin our bud heaveys and shooting our shot guns down at breakwater. Smallest town ever and still it's the greatest. Everybody knows what you did before your parents know about it the next morning and we got a bunch of farms that we ride our quads and go muddin with our trucks on. We love our nascar too. And we love shooting our firearms with our gun racks in the back glass of our jacked up f250's.and we all listen to country music and we love it.also where everbodys name ends in a y such as Jimmy Bobby. comes 4th of July damn you better like fireworks cause everbody in mattituck does. things to do is get drunk at the beach and most of our partys are at farms and in barns or on the sand bluffs. Good ole mattituck
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262. Kiparis
The OTs-02 Kiparis (Kiparis means Cypress in Russian) is a Russian submachine gun designed in the 1970s but was in service until 1991 somewhere after the collapse of the Soviet Union It is primarily intended for internal security and police units, it was adopted by the Russian police and MVD (Internal Affairs Ministry). The OTs-02 is a blowback-operated weapon of a conventional design chambered in 9x18mm Makarov. It can fire both the standard 57-N-181S cartridge and the more powerful 57-N-181SM high-impulse round.

The receiver is made from pressed steel with a synthetic plastic pistol grip. It feeds from stamped steel detachable straight box magazines, inserted into a well in front of the trigger guard with either a 20 or 30-round cartridge capacity.

The weapon has a rudimentary steel skeletonized stock which folds up and over the receiver when folded, in such a manner that the simple base plate outline extends downwards to either side of the muzzle. The Kiparis is supplied with a proprietary sound suppressor with a service life of approx. 6,000 rounds, the same service life as the barrel. In this form the weapon is known as the OTs-02-1. The OTs-02 Kiparis can also accommodate a red dot sight or a tactical laser pointer which clips on forward of the magazine housing in such a way that the bottom of the laser aiming device can act as a forward grip during aiming.

The weapon was first known to mass audience during the release of the video game Call of Duty: Black Ops
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263. Mark
A person who went hunting for the first time with his homie G Shad. When suddenly a flock of storks came by and landed about 700 meters away in some pine trees. And then ,an accidental reenactment of COD (the game). Shad: "Take the gun! I got the kid!" Mark: "Aight! Let's go!!!" Then they ran towards the storks while mark carried Shad's Beretta Unico Xplor A400 and Shad carried the kid(his 6 year old brother). Mark is also someone who thinks taking a picture of him pretending to shoot birds, is like taking a picture of him shooting people. Also, he is someone who asks obvious questions where he knows the answer. Example: "This is the trigger. Right?"
Example: Dude, you're acting like a Mark.
264. the tank
the ultimate chick magnet. can be seen put putting around in the roughest parts of town. intimidates other vehicles on the road. distinct gun metal paint job. not only is it bulletproof, but also rpg proof. has broken the speed of light and the speed of sound. Because it has broken the speed of sound, sign language is a key for communication while inside the tank. can seat 6 brave soldiers at a time. only down fall is that it cannot be used in stealth operations, since you can hear the fucking tank roll up from over 10000 miles away.
ho #1: did you see or hear the tank screech by last night?

ho #2: i did. my panties come off every time i hear or see the tank.
265. Kehvren
Adjective
Like rollercoaster or a trip to the moon.

Noun
1. A perceptive individual who is highly intelligent, honest and quick witted.
2. One who is good and kind.
3. The friend that can successfully fix a broken heart even if it requires superglue, duck tape and the entire archive of Rock, Paper, Cynic web-comics.
4. One who epitomizes what it means to be beautiful (i.e. to be full of beauty) in regards to both internal and external beauty.
5. A girl who knows how to use a Nerf gun and has the nerve to attempt the “Oh-my-God-the-dead have risen- It’s –the-Zombie-Apocalypse!” April Fool’s joke.
6. The best friend that one could hope to acquire.

Synonyms: Pink Personified, Bubbly, Effervescent, Vivacious, High-spirited , Clever, Creative, Keen, Witty, Humorous, Friend.
"Oh my God, the moon's on fire!" (Kehvren's joking response to seeing the sun after too many late study nights.)
266. blonde widow
A attractive girl who can never get a date because she has a reputation for accidentally putting her dates in the hosiptal or the morgue. This type of girl has an uncanny way of always physically harming her dates on accident to the point they may need to visit the hospital. May also be known as an brunette widow or any hair color and the word widow at the end.

WARNING! when encoutering this type of girl she may be easy to approach and will be totally out of your league but she will agree to go out with you anyway. This is a ploy to lure you in while your on a date with her and get you off your guard because she may do one or any combination of the following by accident:

1. Accidentally stab you while tryng to cut an apple.

2. set you in fire while trying to light the grill.

3.Shoot you with a gun while somehow aiming in the exact opposite direction of where you are.

4. Run you over while trying to park the car.

5. drown you while you try to teach her how to swim.

6. Take extreme caution when walking down steps with her she will always trip and you will ALWAYS fall down with her and somehow YOU will fall flat on your face and SHE will somehow be fine.

If you do continue to date this girl do not let her handle the following; knives, guns, bows, pens, boiling water, fire in whatever form, rocks, sand, turtles, pipes, icepacks, ketchup bottles, your tie, the car, NEVER let her play darts, footballs, and your penis
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