These idiots will write '5T4S!1' in their blog descriptions hoping to distinguish themselves as long-time users. When in reality they've been using the website for about a month. What they don't realize is that MANY people who have been there longer than even they have- will not put this in their blog descriptions. Ultimately defeating the entire purpose. It doesn't matter how long you've been a part of a website, or how you became a part of a website. Obviously if you found out about it- it's not a huge fucking secret. And your blog could still suck complete dick even if you've been working on it before everyone else.
In addition, this website NEEDS a certain amount of people joining and coming in. They shouldn't be BASHED for not being 'AN ORIGINZLAL!11' If all new users are bashed to the point where they leave the website: there won't be a website anymore. I know it's hard for you hipsters to think about anything other than being able to say "yeah, I blog on a website that you've probably never heard about". More users equals more success. Which equals less errors. YOU AREN'T AN ELITE FORCE. HAS IT EVER OCCURRED TO YOU THAT NEW USERS WILL JUST WRITE IT IN THEIR BLOGS TOO. THIS ISN'T FUCKING FETCH.
"My name is Mike. I hate you already. Crystal castles = life. I don't follow back, I don't have friends, and I don't post anything but pictures of myself. If you're not 5T4S then get out of here. We don't want YOUR kind here."
~*0 people are sucking my giant, hipster penis.*~
Other Tumblr user: YOU'RE an idiot. GTFO
Can also be used for sheep who try to follow a trend and act as if they were cool.
2 - Guy: I'm 5T4S, you guys are all sad newbies at this.
Generally placed in the about me section.
There is an ongoing debate as to weather or not this is fair, since everyone was once a new tumblrer.
other person: how will we separate old tumblr users from these newfags?!
other person: 5T4S it is.
friend 2: oh god! quick delete it, or else you'll get 5T4S!
friend 1: but you have a tumblr...
friend 2: yeah but it only attacks new users starting after 2011, seriously you have to delete it ASAP. it's the worst virus you can possibly get!
friend 1: oh lord okay! -deletes-
*Reading someone's info*
Stacie. 16. Tumblr addict. Photography lover. 5T4S.
*Reading another person's info*
Ashley is the name, tumbling is the game! Starbucks and my boyfriend are what I lovee!