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basically to be used instead of the word check
i am unsure of something, i better 59 it

oi pal, 59 these new shoes
by The Alpha Dog April 14, 2010
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1. a code word for codeine
Luis- "Hey fool, you got tha 5-9?"

Rob "Oh fo sho! What you think this is?
Kindergarden? 3 bucks a pop"
by -=Rob to da 5-9=- August 06, 2008
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Synonym for average. Derives from 5.9 inches being the average penis length in human males. It is pronounced without the decimal point. ("Five-Nine")
Yo man, how was transformers 2?
Ehh. it was pretty 5.9
Really?
Yeah.. but you got to see Megan Fox panties shot, so its so worth it
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Found in the Year 2010 by Max, a psyeudonym for insult but nobody rly knows what it means:o
by Dr.Ev1l January 20, 2011
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Natural Ice beer. (Referring to the ABV of the specific beverage.) Term originated in San Diego, CA.
Person 1: "what you doing tonight?"
Person 2: "drinking that 5.9..."
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An attempted 69 by person in a wheelchair
Sarah: -Sees handicapped guy- "That guy's cute"

Alex: "Lawl, you gonna 59 each other?"
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Verb: meaning something stupid. To pull a 5-9 is to say and/or do something that many would consider institutionalizing you for.

Noun: used as a nickname for someone who has repeatedly done or said stupid things that you don't want them to live it down.
Timmy pulled a real 5-9 when he announced his poker hand before betting! From this day forward he will be strictly known as 5-9!
by Steve Christensen December 17, 2007
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