The only eay for a 5 year old to get action from his/her teenage baby sitter.
5 year old: Hey Nikita, can I have a piggyback ride please?
Nikita: Sure, hop on.
every 5 year old's fantasy.
5 year old: I want a chicken donut while playing super nintendo. MMMMMMM.
A website that might be fairly decent if the following were removed:
1. 12 year olds pretending to be 16
2. 12 year old camwhores
3. Kids pretending to be emo
4. Crappy music that starts automatically when you open the page
5. 50 year old pedophiles
6. Profiles that crash your computer by using 50 million animated flashing things saying stuff like "princess", "bad girl", etc.
7. Z0mg s33 my n3w p1cs plzzzzz!!!!!!!
8. Stupid emo quotes under the pictures of half naked 13 year olds
9. 0mfg 1 g0t m0r3 fr13ndz than u!!!!!!!
10. Girls that act like sluts, emos, cheerleaders etc.
11. Middle aged people that think they're being "hip"
1. That 16 year old doesn't look 16 years old...
2. That 12 year old camwhore took a weird angled picture of herself in a bikini.
3. That wannabe emo kid made his whole profile page black and droned on and on about how life sucks
4. Wtf? I didn't wanna hear that crappy music!
5. "Ohhhhhh! That 13 year old boy is so hot!", drooled the creepy old pedophile.
6. This idiot crashed my computer by elaborately telling us that she's a princess.
7. Z0mg s33 my n3w p1cs plzzzzz!!!!!!! *translation* Oh my god! Please look at my new pictures that I posted on my MySpace profile.
8. *Picture of a little kid in a bikini*
"What's the point of happiness it's pursuit makes you sad?
9. 0mfg 1 g0t m0r3 fr13ndz than u!!!!!!! *translation* Oh my fucking god! I have more friends on myspace than you do.
10. Wow, this fat girl is trying too hard to convince people that she's a cheerleader.
11. *old grandpa voice* "Oh hot diggity! I'm just like the youngins, and I can stalk 13 year old boys too! *dentures fall out of his mouth*
A word that most 5 year olds say when they try to be "naughty" as they say. It is a "Cuss Word" to them and when their parents hear them say it it is like they heard them say they are fucking bitches and bastards Also used as an adjective, similar to fucking.
5 year old: Daddy, some kid is such a Kaka face!
Father: What did you just say young man?!?!?!
*BEATS HIM TO THE POINT OF CATATONIA*
THIS TACO NADA IS SO KAKA GOOD!!
|5.||5 year plan|
When a college student goes to college without any hope of graduating. Student will typically go on 5 year plan when they feel they will not need a college degree to succeed in life or when then drop out of college then decide to go back. Even though they will not graduate, the student on the 5 year plan will still hold themself in high regard as they can make the claim that they have "some college" in their background opposed to only being a high school grad
Look at Greg, 22 years old and still only a sophomore. He must be on the 5 year plan... Wish I was on it
|6.||Figure of a 5 year old boy|
A girl who has a flat figue that closly resembles that of a little boy.
That flat chested actress has the figure of a 5 year old boy.
Typical 8 year old who looks like a bunny and likes to post pictures of herself in a way an 8 year old should not. Cara's claim they are 14 years old, but its just lies. Cara's like to post pictures of themselves with tiny skirts, small shirts, camera positions where you can see down the shirt, etc, etc. Anything a whore might do. They also have small boobs, and laugh a lot.
"Dayum that girl is so sexy!" said Alex. "Nah man, shes actually 8." says Julian. "Wtf I've been paying 5 dollars per picture from this 8 year old!" screamed Trozi. "Aha you got pwned by a Cara|RSB!" laughed Tim.