A jackass; someone who is very stupid. Most likely on drugs.

A Mexican which can go to prison for two six month periods in one year and still finish the year with honours.

A 5-Spot normally goes to prison for raping little girls and kicking their head teachers face.

A 5-Spot usually has a horrible haircut, probably a mullet.

If you try to insult a 5-Spot, he will bring up the worst argument ever and get insanely arrogant.

If you ever encounter a 5-Spot hold your breath and cover your asshole, as it will stink and will be homosexual.