1. A whole, rational number from the decimal hindu arabic system.
Value: * * * * *
Written form in English: five
2. Only the most important number in D'ni culture ever!
More important than 25!
It is apparently the source of all that is awesome.
3. Riven, the fifth age of Gehn
1. Uh, iiss the ansssswerr 5?
2. So you're now 5^3? Awesome!
Let's have a big celebration!
3. Thank god you've returned! I need your help. There is a great deal of history that you should know, but I'm afraid I must continue my writing. Here. Most of what you'll need to know is in there. Keep it well hidden. For reasons you'll discover, I can't send you to Riven with a way out; but I can give you this. It appears to be a linking book back here to D'ni, but it's actually a one man prison. You'll need it I'm afraid, to catch Gehn. Once you've found Catherine, signal me, and I'll come with a linking book to bring us back. There's also a chance if this all goes well, I might be able to get you back to the place you came from. And by the way, 5!
|37.||5,10, and 20|
An adjective used to describe girls under the age of 18
Exact meaning of phrase being; 5 minutes in heaven, 10 minutes in front of the judge and 20 years in prison
Jon: Yo, Bruce look at the ass on her i'd love to hit that
Bruce: Be my guest dude that's a 5,10, and 20 right there, my friend's still locked up for that and i aint gonna keep him company.
a state usually induced by too much sambuca. used when you're so drunk, you literally cannot recollect what you did 5 seconds ago. so basically, if you're absolutely hammered, you're buckingham palaced; a fabulous experience when you're there.. a few hours later, not so much.
OH MY GOD, GET THE SAMBUCA OH WAIT NO I'M ALREADY FUCKING BUCKINGHAM PALACE'D AY AY AY AY AYYYYY
Possibly the greatest guitar player ever to set foot or finger inside LVPA. Besides Colin Wolf. D has won about a trillion awards for all kinds of nice stuff. Some people try to cause him trouble, but everyone is too afraid to ask questions. Seriously. Have you seen this man walk down the hall? oh snap is correct!
We're currently working on a new line of Dr. D talking bobble heads.
''When I grow up, I want to be Dr. D'' -bassplayer
|40.||T.D.R. (worst foods)|
Top Six worst foods:
6: Pizza: It is actually cardboard with ketchup and plastic cheese. How they screw, I don't know.
5: Pasta Salad: If I vomited and put it on my plate, it would look more appetizing then what they cook.
4: Sloppy Joes: No need to explain
3: Hot Dogs: Recently featured on Fear Factor, they have since brought it to the AU cafe. they never cook new ones, they just reheat them day-after-day-after-day. They look fossilized and half petrified. The chef told me himself he recooked a hotdog since 1984.
2:Cereal: How they manage to fuck this up is beyond me.
1: Exotic rices: They're attempt to cook Spanish rice is a disgrace to the Latino community and has insulted recent ambassadors from Chile and Panama. They have since declared TDR the worst place to eat, on Earth. It not only tastes like plastic but it looks like crap. Don't eat unless you have a death wish.
-1: Chicken a.k.a. chainsaw chicken a.k.a what the fuck is that?: It is as hard as a jawbreaker and your jaw will get tired from chewing the first piece. It is an absolute last resort when you are starving because sometimes the salad is old and moldy.
AU student: "Hey look. Its the chicken I saw last
Wednesday in . Why is it still being served?"
AU student 2: "Because, Tommy, the chefs here lack cooking skills and serve the same food everyday."
T.D.R. (worst foods)
A strange date which keeps popping up in places all over the world, on things such as banknotes, library books, messageboards and coins. Nobody really knows what it means, although several people have tried to blame various organisations. A small amount of research can prove that no known terrorist organisation or community of any sort has mentioned it, though, so the people behind it remain largely unknown. In countries where they write the date as DD/MM/YY, it is known as 19/5/13 e.g. Nineteenth of May, 2013.
People say it could be the date of the apocalypse, a huge gang crime or robbery, a date where all the major world governments will be overthrown, or a day where mass riots will happen, but since we have no real idea what could happen, I'd suggest preparing for the worst.
If someone is a cockayas they ruin jokes.
They may bring down your ideas or flatten partys,
much like a cock in the ass.
Also referred to in Tenacious D's song Inward singing.
Guy 1: So, two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet.more...
The nun who is driving says to the other, "Quick! Show him your cross."
So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts..
Guy 2: 'Get off our fucking car', yeah.. fucking hilarious.
Guy 1: Cockayas!
Dude 1: I'm totally dressing as the joker this halloween
Dude 2: Yeah just like everyone did last year
Dude 1: Fine! You try to come up with rad costumes ideas! Cockayas!
Girl 1: So I was at this great party the other night, talking to this cute guy, then Jen gets to the party and totally scares him off..
Girl 2: What a cockayas!
Girl 1: Am sayin'.
Tenacious D's inward singing:
(Jack) *Referring to inward singing* And I can sing like that all fuckin night...
(Kage) Wow... it wasn't really non-stop though. There was a slight...
(Jack)AHH shut up! It is non stop and the other thing is that when I'm fucking singing in it sounds even BETTER than when I'm singing out!
Shut up! Fuck you! You fuckin dick! Always ney saying everything I create! You piece of shit, you create something like inward singing! You fucking shit you fucking sit in your tower...
(Jack)...and fucking nap... what's funny? You fucking bitch!
*Kage Continues To Laugh*
(Jack)Fuckin, fuck yeah, fuckin... cockayas! (long pause) You're fired from the band.