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1. 5 To 3 Scale
January 5, 2013 Urban Word of the Day
A scale used to amaze and confuse stoners and otherwise slow people.
Person 1: Dude, on a 5 to 3 scale, how high are you right now?

Person 2: .....WHAT?!
2. 5 to 10 rule
The rule to limit the number of curse words and insults you can use while playing a video game, such as Halo 3.
5 curse words to 10 insults or 5c=10i. So 2c=i.
This means if in one game of somthing you insult somone 10 times you can no longer insult or curse at them. Exception: If you use a combonation of insults and curses and it is 2 curses and 5 insults AND you are winning the game then TWO additional insults or ONE additional curse may be used, this is referred to as the PWNAGE exeption.
1.
Guy 1: And your mom is a...
Guy 2: STOP! You already cursed 3 times and insulted people 4 times! Don't break the 5 to 10 rule!
2.
Guy 1: You Ba...
Guy 2:NO! You alredy cursed 2 times and insulted people 5 times! Don't break the 5 to 10 rule!
Guy 1: But I am winning, so I can curse again due to the PWNAGE exeption.
3. 1337 5/\U(3
Leet Sauce! The gamers and nerdy way to say just how much your own.
WOOT OMFGWTFBBQPWND them! u r teh 1337 5/\U(3!
4. 1, 3, 5 rule
When using public bathroom, using urinals, 1, 3 and 5. No 2 and 4 just in case others come in. Never be next to another man using a urinal. Also no talking why using the bathroom.
WTF, your in 2!!
So...
1, 3, 5 rule!!!
5. 5 Second Rule
the 5 second rule is for Chairs, so if you get up another person has 5 second to take your chair
Bill: drinks anyone
ben: Beer please
Gail: tea
Ron: Coffee
Rob: Lemonade
Bill: okies
Rob: 5..4...3...2...1..0 JAcked
Bill: wat you going in my chair
Rob: 5 Second rule mate
6. Jonas Brothers
Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas were born in the hospital in Disneyworld, during the gay pride parade. They were born as triplets, however the last two were born a few years later. After her mother was done giving birth to Nick, she killed herself after realizing she wasted 5 years of her life in a hospital. Their father, knowing that he was an incompetent unemployed drunk, dropped them off at the nearest church.

The priest came to the church one day after his nightly visit to the gay strip bar. He found the three boys and brought them in. He decided he must name these "gifts from god". Coincidentally, he decided to name them Nick, Joe, and Kevin Jonas. The next few years, Nick, Kevin, and Joe had to beg on the street for money and food while the priest "helped out" at the young boys and girls club.

When Nick was old enough to speak, at age 5, he whined at local shops about his life and how hard it was. A music producer thought he had a nice whining voice. He asked him if he would sign a contract that would be a great financial gain to him. He agreed, and began recording whining with music in the background. For the next 7 years, his voice grew no deeper.

The record producer realized his mistake, and shipped Nick, along with his two older brothers, off to columbia. There, they were discovered by the national record company, Columbia Records. The three of them made a band under the name "Kracktor", and labeled themselves as brutal progressive black death power heavy met...
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7. 3OH!3
3OH!3 is a techno/rap/electronica band that comes straight from Boulder, Colorado. Mostly known by teenagers, 3OH!3's currently most popular song is Don't Trust Me that comes from their 2008 album "WANT" They can brag that they sold a million singles of Don't Trust Me on iTunes. Their first big tour happened to be the Warped Tour of 08. In 2009 they appeared in the Alternative Press Tour with The Maine, Family Force 5, A Rocket to the Moon, and Hit the Lights. They will be appearing in the 2009 Warped Tour. 3OH!3 consists of two men, Nathaniel Warner Seth Motte and Sean Matthew Foreman. These two men met in a physics class when they were forced to work together. Sean was MCing at the time and Nathaniel was DJing. They combined their talent to get the birth of 3OH!3. The name of 3OH!3 is from the area code where they are from in Colorado, 303. They have a signature hand sign where you put your thumbs together, index fingers together to make an "o" shape with the rest of your fingers sticking out. Nathaniel said they got this hand sign from a biker gang.
Person 1: Dude have you heard of 3OH!3?

Person 2:Oh my god, yes! I love them.
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