The about 5 second period after you jack off where you experience the most pleasure of stroking.

An Australian blond God. Born July 16th 1996, Lead vocals & guitarist to ban 5 Seconds Of Summer or 5SOS. This boy is truly Beautiful and no words can describe the love that I feel for him. Facts about Luke Hemmings:
-His favourite animal is a Penguin. Because let's face it they are awesome.
-His favourite TV Show is 'How I Met Your Mother'
-He has 2 brothers
-He has a dog called Molly
-He likes cheese and ham
-His most recent Ex is Aleisha McDonald
-He is pure Australian
-His mother is a math teacher
-His favourite movie is AnchorMan
-His favourite Ice-cream flavour is Cookies & Cream
-His perfect idea of a date is going to the beach then going to Cold Rock after
-His favourite number is 7
-He plays the amazing guitar solo in 'Out Of My Limit'
-He always eats, he's constantly hungry. He basically lives in the kitchen.
-He won the 5SOS Pizza Hut ice-cream eating competition. He had 17 bowls.
-He's an uncle
-He said he would date a fan 2 years younger than him
-His best friend is Calum Hood, they have a bromance and their name is Cake.

So as you can see he is pretty amazing!

The love child of Pluto and Uranus, a special little planet by the name of Glipnar was abandoned during the pie and cake war that ravenged the galaxy during the Pieizoic Period. But Glipnar was no ordinary baby planet. Glipnar had a special power. He was able to make the most awesome apple pie cookies this side of the milky way. When certain intergalatic villians found out about Glipnar's special cookie making skills, Flarb, the ugliest, smelliest, cake loving villian of them all plotted an attack to kidnap Glipnar and make him produce cupcakes to feed his evil cake army. After Pluto was exiled from the universe, and Uranus had major damage from gas bombs during a major cake and pie battle, Glipnar was finally stolen for ransom by the evil space pirates.

Upon hearing about the evil deeds of these space pirates and Flarb, two superheros were called to save this baby planet and set Glipnar back to his rightful place in plantary history. Captain Awesome, a handsome dashing superhero who could photoshop like no ones business, and Starscream, a charming sharpie welding femme fatale, headed up the plans to not only save Glipnar, but to distroy the evil Flarb and annihilate the Cake Army. Secretly being members of the Pie Army, they searched the galaxy high and low for any sign of Glipnar.

Upon discovering Glipnar's whereabouts, they hatched a plan to break into the Cake Army's fortress and save Glipnar before he could be used for evil cake experiments. After dodging gu...

The law that states whenever the excitable announcerGus Johnson is calling a college basketball or NFL game, something exciting will happen. It doesn't matter if it's during March Madness or during a meaningless game between Iowa Tech/Milwaukee College of Art, the law is always in effect when Gus is present.

the way cooler version of yeah; a word that adds five seconds to your life everytime its said

Instead of saying yeah, you throught the r sound on the end and you have a better sounding yeah. Yeahr was used in newsapaper cartoons back in the 80's.

A series of drinks to be taken in quick succession. The objective is to become drunk as quickly and painlessly as possible. An appropriate choice when arriving at a bar an hour before closing, or when shots just won't do. This is always a spectacle, be sure to ask the hottest person at the bar to take pictures, they will be impressed or scared.

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