| 1. | 1, 3, 5 rule | ||
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When using public bathroom, using urinals, 1, 3 and 5. No 2 and 4 just in case others come in. Never be next to another man using a urinal. Also no talking why using the bathroom. WTF, your in 2!!
So... 1, 3, 5 rule!!! |
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| 2. | +5 rule | ||
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A girl's rating out of 10 goes up 5 points for simply posting her picture on the internet The +5 rule dictates that a girl that would be a 6/10 in a bar is an 11/10 for putting her picture online
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| 3. | The 5 Rule | ||
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The rule/man law that states that in order for a man to lose his virginity, the person he has sex with must be at least a 5 out of 10. He got laid for the first time, but considering the chick was a 3, it doesn't count, violating The 5 Rule
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| 4. | Rule 1.5 | ||
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Rule 1.5 is the rule that any other rule following rule 1.5 is no longer existent and doesn't apply to anything. Rule 1 - You must follow rule 1.5
Rule 1.5 No rule No rule No rule |
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| 5. | The 5 Rule | ||
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There's at least 5 girls you would have sex with in a room. Not date or take home to mom, just 5 girls that if it came down to it, or a lot of booze clouded your judgement, you would. "Dude I walked into class and the 5 rule applies!"
"Nice bra!" |
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| 6. | Left Hand Rule | ||
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A porven method to guarantee sexual intercourse. It is as follows:
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Left Hand Rule: First thing you have to do. You have to lay on the left side of the bed. Then you take your left hand and slap it across her belly. Don't slap it hard, just kinda place it there. And then you take the right side of your head and put it on her shoulder so you can look up at her. Then you take your left hand and turn it vertically, with your fingertips pointing in the direction of the vaginal area. Then you take your top 4 fingers and feel the waist band. Thats to let her know that you are there. Now at this point, you look up again to see if she is looking at you. If she is not looking at you, this gives you clearance to slide toward the cleft of the clitoris. You take your middle finger, and you start to slide it down adn you are searching for the clitoris. Only the middle finger. Once again you look up, to see if she is looking at you, you have have past the second clearance area. Now that you have reached the clitoris she has gave you clearance, so you take the index finger and the middle finger and you hook them around. Now what you do is you take those 2 fingers and stir them around in the vagina like it's some hot chocolate.Now here is the final look, you gonna go ahead and look at her again. And at this point she should not be looking at you and moving around making little noises cause it feels good.Now, what you gonna do now while your left hand is down there, you take the right h... |
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| 7. | Rule of Five | ||
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Rule of Five states that if you take five major porn categories, you won't find it in one single porn. "What shelf can I find the Japanese Twin Stewardess Midget Redhead porn?"
'None--It doesn't exist. Rule of Five. Try Clown MILF Foot-worship Outdoor porn instead." |
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