| 1. | 5-pwned | ||
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adj. The state of getting pwned by the police, whether it's getting pulled over for burning a red at 2am, speeding or getting arrested. Tyrone got 5-pwned in L.A. for doing 65 in a 64
You give that cop the finger and he's bound to 5-pwn your ass. |
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| 2. | pwned | ||
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Other than all the bullshit the other retards added, i know the real maeinging of pwned. its all started when i was 5. i was on camp and i noticed that my friend was in the shower for an awful long time. i opened the door and to my suprise there he was shoving chopsticks up his ass. i immediantwely out of instinct yelled out pwned and everyone sailing the 7 servers of warcraft heard me. THE END SO STOP MAKING THINGS UP NOW U KNOW TEH REAL MEANING ahahahah u shover chopsticks up ur ass PWNED
that guy has no legs! PWNED |
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| 3. | Sound 5 | ||
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The Sound 5 was a hugely popular pop group around the world, especially in Konoha. But an unfortunate incident happened, Kimimaro left the group after being accused of raping the other members. Sound 5, now the Sound 4, began to suck horribly afterwards. Wether it was just because Kimimaro left or being raped scarred them for life and hindered their performance, who knew? Point is, it pissed off their #1 fans, the highly feared gang, The Sand Siblings. So they, along with ally gang, The Konoha 5 killed all of them off. The Sound 5 got pwned by the kickass Sand Siblings.
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| 4. | 6.5 Diesel | ||
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The most under rated diesel engine. It's a redesigned (BY GM NOT DETROIT!!!) 6.2 GM engine. Factory rated at 180 HP, most people think it's a pile. The PMD tends to fail in the 94+ electronic fuel pumps. However with a few mods it can be made very reliable and even put out some decent power. Its trash talked but some people have made it put out well over 300 HP on built motors which isn't bad for a truck that can be picked up for under 5 grand. It gets decent milage too, and they are very nice trucks. Dude that truck is sweet but the 6.5 Diesel is a pile.
*truck starts* Hey, that doesn't sound half bad *Truck peels out and takes off with a huge huge smoke cloud* Dude, was that really a 6.5?! HELL YEA! PWNED! |
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| 5. | Chelle v2 | ||
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1. or Rae
2. Witnesser of Santino Maccari's abs and chest.. which are very toned she would add. 3. Sucker of Wiggity-wiggity-Won's penis. 4. Gets mad orgasms from RPing with a guy named Adam. 5. Licker of gooch 1. Chelle. STFU
2. Are you still talking Chelle? 3. WHAT CHELLE?! DID YOU JUST SAY YOU WERE MEXICAN?! 4. Chelle. You shouldn't kiss Nick like that.. he might pop. 5. Chelle. I have three hundred dollars. What can I get for twenty minutes? |
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| 6. | Qwnage | ||
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A take on pwnage, to Qwn means to undertake a task to a massively substandard level. This is usually applied in gaming circles, however Qwnage can also be used in any situation where you have just been pwned, yet for some strange reason still believe that you are uber. Like Oh My God dude i just got 5/57 on BF!! I displayed teh uber Qwnage
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| 7. | OMGSNEEZE | ||
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an expression used by somebody stuck in a sneeze attack or a sneezeiure (repetitively sneezing, usually 5 or more).
usually said quickly in a distressed manner during the short time inbetween sneezes alfred: <achoo!>
alfred: <achoo!> alfred: <achoo!> OMGSNEEZE!!! alfred: <achoo!> alfred: <achoo!> steve: lol pwned |
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