|8.||Skill 5 Minute|
When you have a burst of "skill" every 5 minutes.
That soccer move was part of my skill 5 minute!
|9.||5 Minutes in and out|
To presume that a task will be short in length, when in reality it turns out to be the complete opposite, and an unbelievable nightmare to boot. First used by Sir Laurie Painter of Salisbury
"Listen I've got a quick job for you, 5 minutes in and out"
|10.||5 Minute Rule|
The 5 minute rule is a term used usually by overtly cocky men to explain how they can make a woman orgasm in under 5 minutes by going down on them.
This 5 minute rule is usually used along with bets made from both parties. These bets are almost 100% of the time won by the woman, because their male partners are just so ridiculously wrong.
On rare occasion though, some woman will feel the benefits of the 5 minute rule.
This term is also commonly used in text messages like the following:
"5 in 3 minutes. Bathroom. Be there"
"oh look at that, it's the 5th day of the 5th month. the 5 minute rule is about to be put to use. Get ready."
The perceived length of time at which one actual minute passes in the visceral world of someone under the influence of THC. Most commonly, "weed time" constitutes a multiplicatively extended period from reality to visceral perception, e.g. 5 minutes seems more like 10-20 minutes (i.e. 5 real minutes equal 10-20 weed minutes).
"Hey, Benjarvis! How long till we reach our destination of 'Burger King?'"
"Well see, Ermelinda, it'll probably be about 10 more minutes. But since we are high on 'THC,' the perceived amount of time will most likely be far greater than that - say, half an hour in 'weed minutes,' as they are called."
"Oh, cinnamon and gravy!"
|12.||yoel 5 minute hands|
each person gets 5 minutes to do as they wish to the person across with their hands excluding every other body part....usually played with 2 players
eddy and samantha decided to play yoel 5 minute hands... eddy picked samantha's nose....samantha played with eddy's penis
The best response to temporarily put off, or get out of, nearly anything. Most effective when combined with the terms "Like" or "About." Contains many useful applications:
1) Buying time
2) Fooling the other person into thinking you will do something when you actually have no intention to, and hoping they forget
3) Using it multiple times until the desired effect is achieved
ex1) "Hey son, would you pause that game and clean your room for me?"
"Sure. Just gimme like five minutes."
ex2) "It's your birthday today? Of course I know...hey I'll be over in about 5 minutes and we'll hang out." (unsuspected birthday gift card run to the supermarket, as if you actually remembered)
ex3) "Good morning honey, time to get up for work."
"MMMyeah...in Five minutes."
(One hour later)
"Hey it's been an hour--get up already!!"
"Alright, alright.....in five minutes."
|14.||5,10, and 20|
An adjective used to describe girls under the age of 18
Exact meaning of phrase being; 5 minutes in heaven, 10 minutes in front of the judge and 20 years in prison
Jon: Yo, Bruce look at the ass on her i'd love to hit that
Bruce: Be my guest dude that's a 5,10, and 20 right there, my friend's still locked up for that and i aint gonna keep him company.