you have just entered the very heart, soul, and life force of the internet. this is a place beyond sanity, wild and untamed. there is nothing new here. "new" content on 4chan is not found; it is created from old material. every interesting, offensive, shocking, or debate inspiring topic youve seen elsewhere has been posted here ad infinitum. we are the reason for "not safe for work". we are the anonymous army. cross us and you will fail. anonymous is everywhere. you depend on us every day. we bag your groceries, we fix your computers. anonymous sees you before you see him. sitting at desks around the world right now is a nameless, faceless, unforgiving mafia composed of the best of the best.

we are 4channers. the people devoid of any type of soul or conscience. products of cynicism and apathy, spreading those very sentiments daily. anonymous is the hardened war veteran of the internet. he does not forgive or forget. we have seen things that defy explantions. heard stories that would make any god-fearing, law abiding citzen empty their stomach where they stand. we have experienced them multiple times and eagerly await their return.

4chan is a place of sheer genius and utter stupidity, and there is often a thin line dividing the two. here you will see a state of mind that exists in most human beings, but is rarely if ever shown. this is a place where taboos do not exist. 4chan cannot simply be regarded as a simple website or imageboard. it is so much more than code. 4chan is alive and constantly changing. this is a subculture, a self-governing sect of the world. rich in history and foundation. to become a 4chan user is to speak a different language. to leave behind any methods of conventional thinking you once knew.

there are things here that you will not understand and things you never will understand. if you cannot accept this then GTFO now. because there is no turning back.
this is 4chan
this is /b/
by Anonymousdoesnotforgive June 01, 2006
4Chan is, as many would say, the asshole of the internet.

Aside from this, 4Chan is also where every meme ever came from. Many of the things on 4Chan are horrible things (such as goatse). The very few gems that are actually funny make their way to other places on the internet.

This site is home to many Trolls, who use things like goatse and /That Series/ ("Of Warlords and Pleasures"), and other things that cannot be unseen to terrorize other sites through obscene spam. Most of these things are on /b/, which is basically the armory for Trolls. I recommend that, if you feel the urge to visit 4Chan, you leave any religious beliefs, morals and etcetera behind. Also, please make sure there is nothing nearby for you to kill yourself with, becaue you /will/ lose all hope.

Much like the Fight Club, you do not talk about 4Chan. Not ever.
Guy1: What's 4Chan?

Guy2: The asshole of the 'net.

Guy1: What?

Guy2: You really don't want to know, trust me.

Guy1: Yes, I do.

Guy2: Okay then... *brings up 4Chan on laptop*

Guy1: OhmyfuckingGodkillit! No, wait, kill me! There is no hope!
by Al Golston November 19, 2011
We don't talk about 4chan
We dont talk about 4chan
by Kj14 June 14, 2014
the website where i saw an infant being medically extracted from a male ass, and people liked it
4chan is strange
by fdhsrhdfj October 24, 2012
The birth place and the death bed of the internet. It where things are created and where things are destroyed. It is all powerful and knowing and for one to survive in its culture, they must leave behind all previous thoughts of normality. What's happens in 4chan, stays in 4chan, until posted anonymously elsewhere.
4chan is dangerous and omniscient website.
by Roflknife34 December 27, 2012
A site that has disgusting pictures, along with disgusting people. This site consists of blogging, and complaining. Low life scum more commonly use this site. While more sophisticated, and morally correct people use tumblr.
He's so gross, and morally corrupt, I bet he has a 4chan.
by JUJUBEEMARIE December 29, 2010
4chan is gay as hell
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by Pyromaniac1 September 20, 2007
A place where all the faggots and autists of the internet live and try hard to look cool by trolling.
Fag 1: lol im on 4chan calling ppl newfags cuz im cool
Guy: Kill yourself you abomination.
by flutt September 18, 2013

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