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you have just entered the very heart, soul, and life force of the internet. this is a place beyond sanity, wild and untamed. there is nothing new here. "new" content on 4chan is not found; it is created from old material. every interesting, offensive, shocking, or debate inspiring topic youve seen elsewhere has been posted here ad infinitum. we are the reason for "not safe for work". we are the anonymous army. cross us and you will fail. anonymous is everywhere. you depend on us every day. we bag your groceries, we fix your computers. anonymous sees you before you see him. sitting at desks around the world right now is a nameless, faceless, unforgiving mafia composed of the best of the best.

we are 4channers. the people devoid of any type of soul or conscience. products of cynicism and apathy, spreading those very sentiments daily. anonymous is the hardened war veteran of the internet. he does not forgive or forget. we have seen things that defy explantions. heard stories that would make any god-fearing, law abiding citzen empty their stomach where they stand. we have experienced them multiple times and eagerly await their return.

4chan is a place of sheer genius and utter stupidity, and there is often a thin line dividing the two. here you will see a state of mind that exists in most human beings, but is rarely if ever shown. this is a place where taboos do not exist. 4chan cannot simply be regarded as a simple website or imageboard. it is so much more than code. 4chan is alive and constantly changing. this is a subculture, a self-governing sect of the world. rich in history and foundation. to become a 4chan user is to speak a different language. to leave behind any methods of conventional thinking you once knew.

there are things here that you will not understand and things you never will understand. if you cannot accept this then GTFO now. because there is no turning back.
this is 4chan
this is /b/
by Anonymousdoesnotforgive June 01, 2006
4chan is the nexus of the internet, where everything goes to live and die. Especially famous for begetting the rickroll, SHOOP DA WOOP, and lolcats.

The most famous board is certainly /b/, the random board. After that probably comes /a/, the anime board, and then maybe /v/, the video games board.

...See Encyclopedia Dramatica for where much of 4chan goes to die.
I went on 4chan yesterday, I'm pretty sure that my brain fell out.
by Rowan K April 17, 2008
A group of internet elitists having a circle jerk on a badly designed pile of links.
Anonymous: lol we r so leet rite
Anonymous: ya ttly dood wer awsum
Anonymous: kooliez lol
Anonymous: ya 4chan ftw lol wut??!1
by 07734 November 10, 2007
Some place where little weaboo fags go to pretend they are a part of Anonymous and act like they are interwebs hotshots, also hot shitz. Just because you are anonymous over the internet doesnt mean you ARE anonymous. When president bush goes on the internet, is he anonymous? No. 4chan is a cesspool where little weaboo's go to get preyed upon by child molestys. They think they are hotshots because they get to say naughty dirty racist things on the interwebs and post gross pics (most of which are fake) because they are too fucking weak to unleash their pathetic racist sexist thoughts in real life. The site 4chan is hyped as being this great place where a lot of the internet memes are invented. It seems more to me like a place where internet memes go to die, and also a place where ALL the people who dont and will never understand ANY of the internet memes go to hang out. It is just some hyped website, that in reality is fairly indecipherable and everyone just talks about themselves. Probably because themselves is the only person they have talked to/had sex with in the past year.
There is no example, it's just a bunch of random shit.

(4chan)
by thetruth. August 29, 2008
A gay website containing gay pictures e.g. goatse. The creators of 4chan are nothing but fucking faggots.

P.S. 4chan sucks cock!
I fucking hate 4chan.
by wills0 June 22, 2010
If the internet was a human being. 4chan would be the ass.
4chan is very stupid, but funny, at times.
by monkeymandogthing April 19, 2010
Over-rated and Over-hyped image board, christians seem to think it's satans playground and the users seem to think they are part of an internet underworld, neither is true.
The posts range from childish anime to sexually related images to .. just about anything with replies ranging from "FAP FAP FAP" to "no GTFO".
Post's are made under the name Anonymous and typical age seems so be mid teens and people with the mental age of a mid teen oh ... and peado's and people who desperatly want to be cool but fail.
Taken directly from a 4chan post:

Guy 1: Well hello
I was trying to find the scariest game ever but after looking the scariest shit seems to be somewhere between Alien versus predator 2 and system shock
That's crap
Give me the scariest fucking game of all time and space

Guy2: Bumpity Bump
by AKA Anonymous April 23, 2009
an overrated and hyped-up website, 4chan mostly consists of a bunch of dorks (who are all anonymous since there are no registered usernames) posting boring pictures of anime and naked chicks.
after reading the top definition on urban dictionary, i thought i was going to be awestruck by 4chan. instead i discovered it to be lame and uninteresting.
by bumbleclot February 12, 2009
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