Top Definition
you have just entered the very heart, soul, and life force of the internet. this is a place beyond sanity, wild and untamed. there is nothing new here. "new" content on 4chan is not found; it is created from old material. every interesting, offensive, shocking, or debate inspiring topic youve seen elsewhere has been posted here ad infinitum. we are the reason for "not safe for work". we are the anonymous army. cross us and you will fail. anonymous is everywhere. you depend on us every day. we bag your groceries, we fix your computers. anonymous sees you before you see him. sitting at desks around the world right now is a nameless, faceless, unforgiving mafia composed of the best of the best.

we are 4channers. the people devoid of any type of soul or conscience. products of cynicism and apathy, spreading those very sentiments daily. anonymous is the hardened war veteran of the internet. he does not forgive or forget. we have seen things that defy explantions. heard stories that would make any god-fearing, law abiding citzen empty their stomach where they stand. we have experienced them multiple times and eagerly await their return.

4chan is a place of sheer genius and utter stupidity, and there is often a thin line dividing the two. here you will see a state of mind that exists in most human beings, but is rarely if ever shown. this is a place where taboos do not exist. 4chan cannot simply be regarded as a simple website or imageboard. it is so much more than code. 4chan is alive and constantly changing. this is a subculture, a self-governing sect of the world. rich in history and foundation. to become a 4chan user is to speak a different language. to leave behind any methods of conventional thinking you once knew.

there are things here that you will not understand and things you never will understand. if you cannot accept this then GTFO now. because there is no turning back.
this is 4chan
this is /b/
by Anonymousdoesnotforgive June 01, 2006
A shitty site for closet homosexuals with no social life with nothing else than anime, gay porn, spam, retarded threads like "rate my (micro)cock", "need advice about <whatever>", "I hate jews and <whatever>".
Whoever wrote the first definition must have been on crack.
4chan sucks like hell but at least it keeps asshole trolls busy.
by Phoenix777 August 01, 2008
A place where an overweight middle aged cyber virgin would go to post anime porn and talk like Terri Schiavo. This place is anonymous, because much like emo kids, no one here has any originality and they just post and repost something they googled and come up with some witty comment about it in the hopes of failing horribly and not being made fun of like they would in any other situation, like real life.
People make fun of me in real life and on 4chan, but atleast they dont know who I am on 4chan lololololoollololololololol
by newfaglawldurranonymous March 31, 2009
the complete shit hole of the internet. its user consists of almost nothing but perverts and douche bags who act like assholes because since its anonymous and its over the internet they can act tough to make up for their insecurity's in real life.
oh look another post on 4chan about a 27 year old guy fucking a 16 year old girl and oh look... every comment is telling him to do it and post pictures of them fucking after ward's for them to see... i don't even know why i come here.
by former 4chan user January 21, 2011
A shitty forum that has become wildly popular. It is full of child porn images and the origin of many of the shitty internet memes that seem to be oh so popular these days.
Person 1: Hey, did you see that picture of the naked 12 year old having sex with a rhino on 4chan yesterday?
Person 2: Oh yes, I did. She accidentally the whole thing!
by itsmeyay August 26, 2009
This is where the trash of the internet come out to play. What they post is exceedingly derogatory and immature. Most people, the completely sane minds, would not stray too far into it.
4Chaners should not have their own website to expoloit what they do.
by XoXKissuOxO June 07, 2009
The origin of almost any fucking internet meme you can think of. Site is filled with taboo porn, stupid pictures and other stupid shit.

A couple of examples include the Rick Roll and the motivational pictures. This site has gotten pretty old, and should die immediately because everything they put out is no longer funny, amirite?
4Chan is the source of all the stupid memes you see these days.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy September 06, 2008
Peachy hell
4chan is peachy hell. It's delicious at first, then the pit explodes in your face and you wake up missing a kidney.
by Wuadada June 18, 2009
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