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1.
you have just entered the very heart, soul, and life force of the internet. this is a place beyond sanity, wild and untamed. there is nothing new here. "new" content on 4chan is not found; it is created from old material. every interesting, offensive, shocking, or debate inspiring topic youve seen elsewhere has been posted here ad infinitum. we are the reason for "not safe for work". we are the anonymous army. cross us and you will fail. anonymous is everywhere. you depend on us every day. we bag your groceries, we fix your computers. anonymous sees you before you see him. sitting at desks around the world right now is a nameless, faceless, unforgiving mafia composed of the best of the best.

we are 4channers. the people devoid of any type of soul or conscience. products of cynicism and apathy, spreading those very sentiments daily. anonymous is the hardened war veteran of the internet. he does not forgive or forget. we have seen things that defy explantions. heard stories that would make any god-fearing, law abiding citzen empty their stomach where they stand. we have experienced them multiple times and eagerly await their return.

4chan is a place of sheer genius and utter stupidity, and there is often a thin line dividing the two. here you will see a state of mind that exists in most human beings, but is rarely if ever shown. this is a place where taboos do not exist. 4chan cannot simply be regarded as a simple website or imageboard. it is so much more than code. 4chan is alive and constantly changing. this is a subculture, a self-governing sect of the world. rich in history and foundation. to become a 4chan user is to speak a different language. to leave behind any methods of conventional thinking you once knew.

there are things here that you will not understand and things you never will understand. if you cannot accept this then GTFO now. because there is no turning back.
this is 4chan
this is /b/
by Anonymousdoesnotforgive June 01, 2006
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A site where pretty much anybody can post anything.
I knew 4chan was not for me when I saw a picture of two teenage boys having sex. Jesus christ.
Tom: Hey, I was at 4chan yesterday and I saw some guy raping a goat.

Bob: Yeah, that sure sounds like 4chan.org to me
by FrownyFace August 14, 2009
200 94
 
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A place where an overweight middle aged cyber virgin would go to post anime porn and talk like Terri Schiavo. This place is anonymous, because much like emo kids, no one here has any originality and they just post and repost something they googled and come up with some witty comment about it in the hopes of failing horribly and not being made fun of like they would in any other situation, like real life.
People make fun of me in real life and on 4chan, but atleast they dont know who I am on 4chan lololololoollololololololol
by newfaglawldurranonymous March 31, 2009
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A shitty forum that has become wildly popular. It is full of child porn images and the origin of many of the shitty internet memes that seem to be oh so popular these days.
Person 1: Hey, did you see that picture of the naked 12 year old having sex with a rhino on 4chan yesterday?
Person 2: Oh yes, I did. She accidentally the whole thing!
by itsmeyay August 26, 2009
133 55
 
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A shitty site for closet homosexuals with no social life with nothing else than anime, gay porn, spam, retarded threads like "rate my (micro)cock", "need advice about <whatever>", "I hate jews and <whatever>".
Whoever wrote the first definition must have been on crack.
4chan sucks like hell but at least it keeps asshole trolls busy.
by Phoenix777 August 01, 2008
191 119
 
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A group of internet elitists having a circle jerk on a badly designed pile of links.
Anonymous: lol we r so leet rite
Anonymous: ya ttly dood wer awsum
Anonymous: kooliez lol
Anonymous: ya 4chan ftw lol wut??!1
by 07734 November 10, 2007
231 159
 
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4chan is the nexus of the internet, where everything goes to live and die. Especially famous for begetting the rickroll, SHOOP DA WOOP, and lolcats.

The most famous board is certainly /b/, the random board. After that probably comes /a/, the anime board, and then maybe /v/, the video games board.

...See Encyclopedia Dramatica for where much of 4chan goes to die.
I went on 4chan yesterday, I'm pretty sure that my brain fell out.
by Rowan K April 17, 2008
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A gay website containing gay pictures e.g. goatse. The creators of 4chan are nothing but fucking faggots.

P.S. 4chan sucks cock!
I fucking hate 4chan.
by wills0 June 22, 2010
134 71