Top Definition
you have just entered the very heart, soul, and life force of the internet. this is a place beyond sanity, wild and untamed. there is nothing new here. "new" content on 4chan is not found; it is created from old material. every interesting, offensive, shocking, or debate inspiring topic youve seen elsewhere has been posted here ad infinitum. we are the reason for "not safe for work". we are the anonymous army. cross us and you will fail. anonymous is everywhere. you depend on us every day. we bag your groceries, we fix your computers. anonymous sees you before you see him. sitting at desks around the world right now is a nameless, faceless, unforgiving mafia composed of the best of the best.

we are 4channers. the people devoid of any type of soul or conscience. products of cynicism and apathy, spreading those very sentiments daily. anonymous is the hardened war veteran of the internet. he does not forgive or forget. we have seen things that defy explantions. heard stories that would make any god-fearing, law abiding citzen empty their stomach where they stand. we have experienced them multiple times and eagerly await their return.

4chan is a place of sheer genius and utter stupidity, and there is often a thin line dividing the two. here you will see a state of mind that exists in most human beings, but is rarely if ever shown. this is a place where taboos do not exist. 4chan cannot simply be regarded as a simple website or imageboard. it is so much more than code. 4chan is alive and constantly changing. this is a subculture, a self-governing sect of the world. rich in history and foundation. to become a 4chan user is to speak a different language. to leave behind any methods of conventional thinking you once knew.

there are things here that you will not understand and things you never will understand. if you cannot accept this then GTFO now. because there is no turning back.
this is 4chan
this is /b/
#/b/ #4chan #yotsuba #anonymous #imageboard
by Anonymousdoesnotforgive June 01, 2006
An image forum that is, decidedly, outside the realms of good taste (but proudly so). 4chan has generated its own sense of humour that others do not understand or indeed appreciate. Frequenters of the site are typically prouder of it than it deserves, as evidenced by urban dictionary's top-rated answer.
4chan is the sole cause of cultural decline.
#ytmnd #emo #/b/ #/b/tard #/g/
by Fourty Seven February 12, 2007
No lifers' paradise. A cyber place where desperate people who suck at life go to because that's the only place they've got. They depress, obsess and waste what remain of their lives. In front of a computer.
Rob goes to 4chan to gather anime porn and then logs onto his deviantART account where he posts drawing of semi naked anime girls to gain popularity among the cyber geek community.

He also take a shower once in a while.

His geeky hobbies include playing video games, being on the internet and giving thumbs down.

Lives in his room. Wish he was cool.
#japan #idiots #anime #morons #japanese #no life #retards #nerds #geeks #glasses #lamers #computers #internet #porn #gay community
by YourFriendTheInternets August 07, 2009
Ask what this is and people will say DONT ASK! The Undernet. The true hell. Everything you have ever lived for is destroyed apon entering this clusterfuck.
"Wats 4chan?" "DONT FUCKING ASK!"
#4 #chan #undernet #hell #dont #ask
by Undernet July 22, 2008
Your above average gathering of the low lifes from the internet. Noobs, script kiddies, pedophiles and other such things spawned from the depths of the internet gather here and pool their brain power together to create, 4chan. (Single spawn-of-internet creature does not have mental capacity to put a website together)
Warned, associating one self with 4chan degrades you in such way which you will never recover. Once classed as a 4chan worshipper you will be outcast for the rest of you life as a noob
Ew, its a 4chan worshipper.
wth you on 4chan for, you feeling stupid today?
4chan hacked you? haha, you must really suck - 4chan are all muppets.
#4chan #\b\ #no life #no lives #noob
by Anonymu September 03, 2007
a piece of garbage, also a piece of trash. Frequented by idiots. Maintained by fags. It's members feel they have figured out the meaning of life, claiming they are humanity in it's purest form, (see bullfuck ) when a two year old on crack has a better philosophy on the human condition. They use these stupid meme things, that make no sense whatsoever and anyone with a half a string (see string theory ) of an electron of an atom of a braincell in their head, wouldn't find them funny in the least and laughing at them is usually done to improve ones own rep. On the site itself, questionable material is posted anonymously (corpses, kiddy porn, homocides) and the folks over at 4chan join together in a hearty laugh, because they're so ruthless and uncaring (yeah sure). They are all about as assimilated as a scientologist mudkip being bel-air'd in the fort-harrison hotel, hooked up to over 9000! e-meters. That is 4chan in it's purest form.

F. A. Got: Say John, did you check out 4chan yet?
John: No, why would I go there? That's where ALL the fags are.
F. A. Got: Listen just divide by zero and longcat is lon...
John: *shoots Mr. Got*
F. A. Got: Yoooo killed mi!
John: One down, a legion to go.

#fags #fapanese #idiots #douche-bags #pretty much any insult you could imagine fits
by Iron Chancellor February 29, 2008
The most evil, diabolical, sinister, and ruthless place of the world wide web. The place where people go to bring out their inner evil. The place where things like sympathy and reason go up in flames. Where things like death and sorrow are laughed upon. Where chemistry and physics weep. The Army of Anon, The /b/ tards, The true face of the internet.
Jimmy - "time to go and fap my brains out on 4chan"
#4chan #/b/ #anon #army #tards #booty
by btard9000 November 11, 2009
A meeting place and breeding site for the utter dregs of humanity. A festering polyp in the dieing colon of society.
my god, the people who go to 4chan would frighten even Charles Manson...
#furries #13 year olds #gender confusion #goatse #fapping
by jormungaund April 12, 2008
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