you have just entered the very heart, soul, and life force of the internet. this is a place beyond sanity, wild and untamed. there is nothing new here. "new" content on 4chan is not found; it is created from old material. every interesting, offensive, shocking, or debate inspiring topic youve seen elsewhere has been posted here ad infinitum. we are the reason for "not safe for work". we are the anonymous army. cross us and you will fail. anonymous is everywhere. you depend on us every day. we bag your groceries, we fix your computers. anonymous sees you before you see him. sitting at desks around the world right now is a nameless, faceless, unforgiving mafia composed of the best of the best.

we are 4channers. the people devoid of any type of soul or conscience. products of cynicism and apathy, spreading those very sentiments daily. anonymous is the hardened war veteran of the internet. he does not forgive or forget. we have seen things that defy explantions. heard stories that would make any god-fearing, law abiding citzen empty their stomach where they stand. we have experienced them multiple times and eagerly await their return.

4chan is a place of sheer genius and utter stupidity, and there is often a thin line dividing the two. here you will see a state of mind that exists in most human beings, but is rarely if ever shown. this is a place where taboos do not exist. 4chan cannot simply be regarded as a simple website or imageboard. it is so much more than code. 4chan is alive and constantly changing. this is a subculture, a self-governing sect of the world. rich in history and foundation. to become a 4chan user is to speak a different language. to leave behind any methods of conventional thinking you once knew.

there are things here that you will not understand and things you never will understand. if you cannot accept this then GTFO now. because there is no turning back.
this is 4chan
this is /b/
by Anonymousdoesnotforgive June 01, 2006
Generally a place for closet weeaboo and assholes, usually a combination of both, all the boards are complete shit and not worth looking at except for /b/ which has about 6 billion posts every half second.
Camwhores and other types of histrionic people come on so that they will become the next big meme or something, this, for the most part, fails.
It's also some sort of "Hacker Paradise" according to FOX News, what this actually means is, it has a large enough userbase to raid almost anyone and anything and people lacking enough social life to be able to spend time scouring the internet for personal information of said anyone.
Also it's anonymous, which uses the same tactic as the KKK in that if you disguise people, they lose their sense of indivuality and fear of being identified.
4chan, self-proclaimed asshole of the internet
by semen_pants September 22, 2007
A family oriented place where fun loving people meet online to talk about politics, activities, and their opinions on everyday life. 4chan boasts one of the most sophisticated group of followers imaginable, and even the children are welcome. /b/ is where most go to provide support for others and let them know they care.
I was having a tough day a few weeks ago, but I went to /b/ on 4chan and my problems were solved. Everyone was so helpful.
by D0C GERBIL November 27, 2010
A meeting place and breeding site for the utter dregs of humanity. A festering polyp in the dieing colon of society.
my god, the people who go to 4chan would frighten even Charles Manson...
by jormungaund April 09, 2008
the asshole of the internet
person a: i was just on 4chan.org
person b: you like asshole?
person a: -_-
by mark_1569 September 15, 2008
The asshole of the internet. Somewhere where nobody wants to be, but still are.
"Dude check out this pic i got from 4chan"
"AWWW SHIT DUDE WHAT THE FUCK"
by luvvvvmudkipz July 22, 2008
The most fucked up,pedophile-infested website on the internet. It is an english-translated pornography imageboard with the japanese form 2chan. its best,more like worst, image board is called /b/, where it mostly contains of child pornography, sexual jokes that aren't even funny, and memes that lose their popularity 5 minutes after it is created. In fact, this website is SO fucked up, that, for example, on subeta, a gaia/deviantart/neopets website, has been hacked by stpid fucking anonymous, a fucking pedophile and moot, some stupid fucking anthro hello kitty ripoff. just because subeta took the longcat (meme on 4chan) meme, so 4chan got all mad and hacked into subeta's creator, keith's paypal and bought 3 playstation 3's and the first season of the fresh prince of bel-air with his money. 4chan also hackec gaia people who used subeta by hacking into a gazillion accounts and posting pictures of dead cats.

4chan fucking sucks.
4chan whore:lulz moar pedobear is gonna get you

anti4chan whore: fuck you get a life you fucking pedophile
by 4chanBlowsSeriousDick June 14, 2008
4chan is hell. The congregation of all assholes, pedophiles, creeps, hackers, and others on the internet. Memes spout from it, and spread quickly. 4chan is like a gigantic titan that should be either killed or locked away in Oblivion.
"LOLOLOLOLOLOL HAXXORZ N00Bz LAWLZ." <typical 4channer.
"dud did u c tht n00 picceh on 4chan lawlz" <even more typical 4channer
Me: "I hate you all."
by tigerdude37 March 01, 2008

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