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you have just entered the very heart, soul, and life force of the internet. this is a place beyond sanity, wild and untamed. there is nothing new here. "new" content on 4chan is not found; it is created from old material. every interesting, offensive, shocking, or debate inspiring topic youve seen elsewhere has been posted here ad infinitum. we are the reason for "not safe for work". we are the anonymous army. cross us and you will fail. anonymous is everywhere. you depend on us every day. we bag your groceries, we fix your computers. anonymous sees you before you see him. sitting at desks around the world right now is a nameless, faceless, unforgiving mafia composed of the best of the best.

we are 4channers. the people devoid of any type of soul or conscience. products of cynicism and apathy, spreading those very sentiments daily. anonymous is the hardened war veteran of the internet. he does not forgive or forget. we have seen things that defy explantions. heard stories that would make any god-fearing, law abiding citzen empty their stomach where they stand. we have experienced them multiple times and eagerly await their return.

4chan is a place of sheer genius and utter stupidity, and there is often a thin line dividing the two. here you will see a state of mind that exists in most human beings, but is rarely if ever shown. this is a place where taboos do not exist. 4chan cannot simply be regarded as a simple website or imageboard. it is so much more than code. 4chan is alive and constantly changing. this is a subculture, a self-governing sect of the world. rich in history and foundation. to become a 4chan user is to speak a different language. to leave behind any methods of conventional thinking you once knew.

there are things here that you will not understand and things you never will understand. if you cannot accept this then GTFO now. because there is no turning back.
this is 4chan
this is /b/
by Anonymousdoesnotforgive June 01, 2006
Beautiful place of fascinating pictures and witty conversation. Maybe.
4chan rules, but what happened to my beloved /g/?
by Jenna December 18, 2004
the largest imageboard to date that has led to internet fads on various sites
hey greg did u see that pic of the hot naked teacher on the 4chan forums
by toxicgef October 21, 2007
Which came first? 4chan or the web? 4chan is place where insanity comes from. 4channers, the natives, pass insanity like bad gas. The river that is the internet flows from 4chan itself, setting internet trends, and even real ones.
Mark these words: 4chan is alive. Shoop da whoop.
A long time ago, in a place far, far away, the world gave birth to the internet. In this most holy alternate world, 4chan was born and so came the long-awaited destruction and slander of the human mind. And all was good.
by Unonymus October 10, 2007
What the Patriots are trying to protect us from.
But in 4chan, trivial information is accumulating every second, preserved in all its triteness. Never fading, always accessible. Rumors about petty issues, misinterpretations, slander... All this junk data preserved in an unfiltered state, growing at an alarming rate. It will only slow down social progress, reduce the rate of evolution.
by KefkaJ December 03, 2005
Where Chuck Norris forsook his wisdom. Where Monty Python denied their genius. Where the ancient Flame Warriors sealed the great evil Stupidity. This monster eventually escaped by its soul resides there still. It is a testament to the eventual downfall of Mankind. Only when the almighty Banstick awakens (And maybe if Microsoft takes over the internet) will it be slain. Should Rosie O' Donald ever be allowed to merge with 4chan, not even Chuck Norris can bring her down on his own.
Hell would have made 4chan a business if Rosie O' Donnell wasnt trying to claim the Twinky of Delicious Hate.
by Stuffs! May 23, 2007
A place where it simulates a bandwidth rollercoaster ride by screwing itself over with large quantities of anime images and data filled with anime japanese enthusiasts who are mostly japanese wannabes in a community who ripped its idea from 2chan.
"Damn, 4chan is down again and I wanna leech my daily dose of anime pictures and read what post flaming those elitists have done this time."
by transwarpstyle December 25, 2004
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