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you have just entered the very heart, soul, and life force of the internet. this is a place beyond sanity, wild and untamed. there is nothing new here. "new" content on 4chan is not found; it is created from old material. every interesting, offensive, shocking, or debate inspiring topic youve seen elsewhere has been posted here ad infinitum. we are the reason for "not safe for work". we are the anonymous army. cross us and you will fail. anonymous is everywhere. you depend on us every day. we bag your groceries, we fix your computers. anonymous sees you before you see him. sitting at desks around the world right now is a nameless, faceless, unforgiving mafia composed of the best of the best.

we are 4channers. the people devoid of any type of soul or conscience. products of cynicism and apathy, spreading those very sentiments daily. anonymous is the hardened war veteran of the internet. he does not forgive or forget. we have seen things that defy explantions. heard stories that would make any god-fearing, law abiding citzen empty their stomach where they stand. we have experienced them multiple times and eagerly await their return.

4chan is a place of sheer genius and utter stupidity, and there is often a thin line dividing the two. here you will see a state of mind that exists in most human beings, but is rarely if ever shown. this is a place where taboos do not exist. 4chan cannot simply be regarded as a simple website or imageboard. it is so much more than code. 4chan is alive and constantly changing. this is a subculture, a self-governing sect of the world. rich in history and foundation. to become a 4chan user is to speak a different language. to leave behind any methods of conventional thinking you once knew.

there are things here that you will not understand and things you never will understand. if you cannot accept this then GTFO now. because there is no turning back.
this is 4chan
this is /b/
by Anonymousdoesnotforgive June 01, 2006
the absolute heart and soul of the internet. all memes come from here, and it is often a nice community where friendly conversation and debate occurs. on the other hand, there's also much hatred, trolling, and child pornography. many internet subcultures and trends evolved from this website such as rage comics, anonymous, and every other imageboard.

created by Christopher Poole (aka Moot) in an attempt to emulate the japanese futaba channel aka 2chan
/b/reddit

A: Have you ever been to 4chan man?
B: Yeah It's fucking sick
A: hey C, have you been to 4chan before
C: that's my homepage man.
by 12345684787i0hf9egf9wfge April 27, 2012
A website few people understand.
In a world where even music has cheapened and obviated the concept of irony, 4chan still practices it. It's often hard for even experienced users to tell the difference between their peers and people too new to the website or too retarded to understand it.

You will not understand 4chan AT ALL until you have been there daily for at least two years.

If you go there the first time, leave, and make a post about it on UrbanDictionary saying how immature and awful it is, you have been greatly trolled and deserve to die for your gullibility. While people claiming to be 'oldfags' hate 'newfags', true 'oldfags' appreciate them as the newer and more naive the general crowd, the better camouflage they make for the TRUE Anonymous users.

That said, there is a lot of unjustifiable on 4chan, because the whole point of chan anonymity is for not everyone in the community to be of the same mold. That is what makes it shocking and/or retarded, but also what tends to make it amazingly clever in a way no one who hasn't lurked for years picking up the nuances can understand.

Also, newfags think it is an army or a political movement, it isn't...it's a somewhat ill-concieved attempt at an extradimensional reconstruction of human thought.

Also, it isn't your personal army unless you are good at social engineering, in which case you can trick new members and the weak-minded into doing your bidding.
When I first visited 4chan I was disgusted and confused, but intrigued by its liveliness and manipulability. I LURKED MOAR, and came to understand it. I despise a lot of the content and think a lot of the ideas prevalent there are retarded to say the least, but it does have truly unlimited potential...

...or at least it would if Moot made it current and got rid of the new captchas -_-
by Mr. Jihgfed AKA David D. August 21, 2010
If you are seriously searching up 4chan on UD, then gtfo the interweb.
No seriously, if you don't know what 4chan is, gtfo.
by I'm serious, stop reading. September 04, 2011
Something that A-L (Animal-Lovers) is scared of.

It is a hacking interface and those who are not scared of should be.
Brave A-Ler: !`m 0n 4chAn.OrG(aSm :3)

Wimpy A-Ler: 0mgzz dn`t qo on dat yhuu miqqhtt qett trackeed downnn ndd stalkkeedd!!!1 rawrz
by MysteriousMooner July 18, 2010
4chan is the epitome of satanic degenerency from a christian world view, it is rife with corruption, debaunchery, homosexuality and it is hypothezied that moot is the spawn of satan, 666. Chrisitans commonly refer to 4chan as the devil, as can be seen on popular anti-4chan website www.4chanisthedevil.info.
<Anonymous>Hey have you seen 4chan? That site is hilarious.
<Christian>4chan is the devil dot info! That sites evil bro.
by Christus Fornicaus January 19, 2007
4chan: the beginning and the end of the Internet. 4chan is where there is no logic. 4chan rules the world because the 4chan army anonymous controls all. 4chan's leader is the great one, the owner of 4chan. His name is moot. Anonymous is invincible. Anonymous is everything.
When you enter 4chan you are simultaneously mind fucked, and your childhood is raped.
4chan is the Internet, and all that inhabits it.
by Dukeofsins April 06, 2008
Where Cockmongler is King!
Zardoz says!!! Cockmongler just mongled my cock !!!
by masked milk man January 07, 2005
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