While walking the side street of a largely populated city, an obese transvestite begins to engage in oral sex with his own genitals and asks you to ejaculate into his nostril. Simultaneously, your cousin sees the procedure taking place and summons her bestfriends for a group orgy along with some animals. For best orgasms, it is advised that you have a 5-some with your parents, your cousin, and her bestfriend. It is not uncommon for police officers to shoot a bullet up their anus when they see such things.
Transvestite: DUDE, watch me eat myself out while giving myself a handjob
Police officer: Can I join in and make this 42nd base?
Police officer: *shoots self in asshole*