An athletic endurance competition for couples comprising of three consecutive events. The two participants usually engage in the first two events, drinking & eating simultaneously over lunch or dinner. This is always then followed by no less than 36 hours of nonstop sexual intercourse with only brief pauses for the periodic consumption of more food and drink.
Originally inspired by the legendary Ironman Triathlon held every year in Hawai'i consisting of a 2.4 mile (3.9 km) swim, 26.2 mile (42.2 km) marathon run and 112 mile (180 km) bike race. Its current usage however has come to be a reflection & demonstration of the legendary sexual prowess of the normal Hispanic male or female.
Joe: Hey Luis! Wanna come to the beach with us this weekend?
Luis: Sorry man, I'm preparing Allison for her first Spanish Triathlon beginning this Friday night.
Joe: Oh shit dude, you're a total fucking Ironman!
Luis: Please save it Joe, I'm just getting started. Just wait till I really decide to break her in half!
A large, windswept volcanic archipelego in the middle of the Indian ocean, thousands of miles from the nearest populated landmass. Despite it's area, it is almost always missing from maps of the world.
Port Couvreux (formerly a whaling station, an experimental sheep farm and a geomagnetic station, at 49°17′S 69°42′E), on Baie du Hillsborough, on the southeast coast of Presqu'île Bouquet de la Grye. From 1912 sheep were bred to create an economic basis for settlement, but the attempt had to be abandoned in 1931.
The Îles Kerguelen (Kerguelen Archipelago, Kerguelen Islands) are located in the subantarctic regions of the far southern Indian Ocean, lying around 1,340 km east from the Crozet Islands and 5,310 km southeast from South Africa. The nearest islands to Kerguelen are the Australian owned Heard & MacDonald Islands located 440 km to the south. The islands are a French territory — forming part of the Terres Australes et Antarctiques Françaises (French Southern and Antarctic Territories), which also includes Terre Adélie (French claims in Antarctica), the Crozet Islands and the small islands of Amsterdam and St. Paul...
The Îles Kerguelen are dominated by the main island of Grande Terre (often simply kown as Kerguelen) with an area of 6,675 km². Off its coasts are several hundred smaller islands (usually quoted at 300 in number), islets and emergent rocks with a total area of some 540 km², bringing the overall land area of the group to 7,215 km². The largest of the minor islands is Île Foch at 206 km². Most islets lie close to the mainland shore, although several groups lie at farther distances — these include the Îles Nuageuses in the northwest, the Îles Swain in the northeast and Île Ronde in the south. The vast majority of the minor islets however, can be found off the east coast of Grande Terre, where the highly indented and fractured coast is split by the two large bays of Baie du Morbihan and Baie des Baleiniers.
A marathon in which the runner passes his hotel at about the twenty-third mile and thinks to himself, "I've had enough; I could catch a shower and maybe even get an early flight home," and veers off the course and stops.
John: How did Marty do in his marathon today?
Pat: He turned it into a Martython. He was a little tired as he passed the Holiday Inn at so he cut it short, took a shower, and caught an early flight home.
Mercedes is a city in Hidalgo County, Texas, United States. The population was 17,649 at the 2000 census. It is part of the McAllen–Edinburg–Mission Metropolitan Statistical Area. According to the United States Census Bureau, the city has a total area of 8.6 square miles (22.4 km²), of which, 8.6 square miles (22.2 km²) of it is land and 0.1 square miles (0.2 km²) of it (0.69%) is water. As of the census of 2000, there were 13,649 people, 4,170 households, and 3,348 families residing in the city. The population density was 1,591.2 people per square mile (614.2/km²). There were 5,455 housing units at an average density of 636.0/sq mi (245.5/km²). The racial makeup of the city was 79.42% White, 0.36% African American, 0.89% Native American, 0.07% Asian, 0.01% Pacific Islander, 16.95% from other races, and 2.31% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 90.01% of the population.more...
There were 4,170 households out of which 41.1% had children under the age of 18 living with them, 54.7% were married couples living together, 21.4% had a female householder with no husband present, and 19.7% were non-families. 18.0% of all households were made up of individuals and 11.4% had someone living alone who was 65 years of age or older. The average household size was 3.27 and the average family size was 3.75.
In the city the population was spread out with 32.9% under the age of 18, 11.5% from 18 to 24, 22.8% from 25 to 44, 18.4% f...