I. Find 'em
II. Fell 'em
III. Fuck 'em
IV. Forget 'em
(Most players are card-carrying members of the 4F club.)
--a 4Fboy wanks upon seeing Tifa
That 4F just knows when to fap over Tifa. That stupid wapanese!
--drools over Cloud
--being a total marachan
You know, just because that 4F marachan bitch just said that FF is the best franchise out there, she just keeps on whining that FF is THE GREATEST!
People who seem to think that all gaming begins and ends with Final Fantasy. Normally selects a character to "pair up with," normally Cloud, Sephiroth, Squall, Tidus, Tifa, Aeris, or any of the X/X-2 Spice Girls.
Possesses little-to-no talent in any other gaming genre, and will most likely make up the bullshit excuse of it being too difficult, boring, or just not their style. Despite all this they still consider themselves a gamer. Feels no remorse for wasting 30+ hours of their life watching what would be a 2-hour, 2-star movie.
Most likely has a paper fetish due to their inability to land their character, and if female, will try to find a way to make gay fan-fiction pairings between the two.
And finally, probably one of the cockmongers responsible for running the original definition down the drain.