3rd rock from the sun

1) planet earth

2) popular sit-com

3) the fallacious description of the earth being a dead rock hurting through space a 140 miles a second around the milky way galaxy. When we are on a living planet, the soil and oceans are alive with microbes, plants trees and animals, in a habital zone (see also goldilocks zone)

Earth is called the 3rd rock from the sun, however, we are actually on a living, habitable planet in the goldilocks zone, from our parent star in the solar system

3rd rock from the sun by Modern Women January 7, 2026

Council Rock North 3rd Floor West 

Out of a school district with ten thousand kids, it is safe to say only around a dozen of them have ever been to 3rd floor west. 3rd floor west always smells like dying animals, and has no purpose aside from providing the freshmen girls with a bathroom to gossip in and giving hallways for students to walk around in when they take a bathroom pass and leave their boring 3rd floor East class for 20 minutes.

Half the classrooms are always empty, and the other classes are honors classes that are only used for 2 classes a day. Nobody has been there, and nobody knows what goes down there.

“What happens in Council Rock North 3rd Floor West?”

“I heard Biggie and Tupac chill there from time to time. Can’t confirm, never been there.”

Council Rock North 3rd Floor West by saturdaysarefortheboyss July 28, 2020

Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part One 

Now, we move on to the wacky antics that the adults of Rockwall cannot seem to stop fucking doing.

The “Adults” of Rockwall are monstrous autists with thundering voices and a beer belly that could crack the skye. The ratio of the retarded to non retarded is close to 150:1. If that isn’t a red flag, I don’t know what the fuck is. Being a wealthy suburban community, most of the adults you’ll find here are old fucks with houses and shit lives. As a result, you can’t do fucking anything with some washed up ass Chad yelling at your ass for violating his property. They say that it’s the destiny of the weak to be devoured by the strong, except here it’s the destiny of every choch 40 something with a stick up his ass to go and ruin your day by being an insufferable twat. Not only are all adults here fucktards, they also cannot pilot any sort of vehicle that requires full cognitive function. Every time you blink in this town, some dicksponge has crashed on the highway, thus cause the entire interstate to eat shit for like 5 years, only for it to happen all over again. Perhaps the most ironic part of it all is that somehow, Rockwall’s drivers are so poor at driving that they’ve managed to make all Asians look like Baby Driver behind the wheel.

Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two

According to the minds behind Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part One,
There is a trailer park!

Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part One by CockwallTexasfuckingsucks February 12, 2018

Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two 

Now, you may find yourself not asking this: Does Rockwall have a punk scene? Nope. There is no scene of any sort here. Anything new or innovative is to be stifled by some dickhead normie with a shit eating grin. The closest thing to a scene here probably the influx of faggot teenagers vaping, because they’re either too retarded or too poor to get weed without getting caught by their parents.

Rockwall - Codex Petram 4th Edition

According to researchers behind Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two,
The ratio of section 8 housing to upper class housing is 4 to 14.

Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two by CockwallTexasfuckingsucks February 12, 2018