| 1. | 360-ejaculation | ||
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When you are masturbating, you get up a few seconds before you ejaculate. Then you do a 360 and shoot your load. I pretended to do a 360-ejaculation when I did a 360 with my watergun right by my penis, and shot my friend with it.
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| 2. | salty key | ||
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While receiving oral pleasure, during ejaculation, one must flip over pinning the girls head to the floor and accomplish a full 360, resembling a key turning a lock. This manuver was originated in a parkinglot in the Florida Keys. Austin and Brendan took turns performing the salty key on Lily(the hot one).
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| 3. | XBoxtasy | ||
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1. llegal drug commonly used in the United States by teens aged 15-18 looking to increase performance and penis sensations while playing XBox 360 games. 2. Drug used incorrectly to subsitute sexual feelings and lonliness in confused teenagers. 3. A drug used to overcome tolerance to the pleasures of Xbox. 1. Dude, over the weekend I took some Xboxtasy before a match on COD WaW and I went 30-5. Then I ejaculated without touching my dick.
2. Since I got dumped by Susie last month, I've been feeling really lonely. So last night I tried some XBoxtasy at a friend's house and I don't think I'll ever want another girlfriend. That shit was amazing. 3. I recently became tolerant to the normal feelings of XBox, so I bought a carton of XBoxtasy at E3 and now I can't stop playing. |
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| 4. | Jerking-the-Jonas | ||
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From the Greek word "Teh Jonahs Brotherz" meaning faggot, is the act of jerking off a male penis until ejaculation occurs. Guy 1: i hear nick from the jonas brothers is gay.
Guy 2: I bet he is, he probably is Jerking-the-Jonas everyday with his faggot-ass brother Joe-testicles. |
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| 5. | circumnavigate | ||
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When you ejaculate so fucking hard you cum 360 degrees all over around your partner. Hence the "cum" in "circumnavigate" unless you are blind. Don't circumnavigate around her, oh my god!
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| 6. | x413Kx | ||
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A homeless, xbox playing faggot, who has absolutely no friends, nor life. He pleasures himself whilst playing the game, and will ejaculate as soon as he calls in UAV. He uses very many UAV's, which contributes to his very short ejaculation time. He uses his sniper rifle as a device to pleasure himself in the anus. 413k represents the 413,000 people who have questioned his sexual orientation. x413Kx: OH MY GOD UAV! OHHHHHHH!!!!
Everyone: This dudes gay. |
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| 7. | Dirty Dalton | ||
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just before ejaculation you cup your hands together to catch the semen. once in hand you do a 360 spin while flinging it along the walls in a circle. dude last night i hooked up with sydney and pulled the dirty dalton in her parents bedroom.
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