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Having sex with Buddha's belly button, and becoming the new Buddha. You then go through a series of events very much like the Santa Clause Movies. What happened to Amelia Earhart is often assumed unknown but was actually 35th Base in action.
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Raping yourself while simultaneously being mauled by a corset wearing Gorrila. This must be performed inside a guitar painted with one million sets of female genitals. Guy: Dude! 35th base is awesome!
Dude: Woah, doesn't it hurt? Guy: Nah, I was orgasming constantly for days after. My wounds had head by the time it was all over. |
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