31st base 

oral sex performed over the phone where the guy sticks his dick in the phone and it comes out the other line into the chicks mouth. just like the cartoons, the real definition of phone sex

chick #1: i was talking to my bf the other night and before i knew it i found his dick in my mouth

chick #2: i hate it when those fucking telemarketers get the better of me

guy #1: 31st base is the new form of cyber bullying

31st base by rodney foxx May 6, 2008

31st october 

the most emo day in history aka the day my chemical romance came back and all the emos ran to buy eyeliner and wore black clothes

„bro why are you dressed all black?“ „it’s the 31st october, mcr is back and i'm emo again“

31st october by wavvygirl November 6, 2019

31st December 

This is a very special day because the whole world celebrates this day. Legends are born on this day. They turn out to be Hotter and Smarter than the rest. If your name is Harshit, and you're born on this date, then it's a very deadly combination of a Hot and Sexy boy with great Humour.

31st December is when legends are born

31st December by thetechfreak May 27, 2021

31st of december 

Official baby day! 31ST of December is a day to celebrate people with baby energy uwu （＾ω＾）

“It’s the 31ST of December? Happy baby day, nushkie, uwu”

*kathy pats anushkha’s head*

31st of december by Uncle tato October 17, 2019

31st December 

This is a very special day because the whole world celebrates this day. Legends are born on this day. They turn out to be Hotter and Smarter than the rest. If your name is Harshit, and you're born on this date, then it's a very deadly combination of a Hot and Sexy boy with great Humour

31st December is when legends are born

31st December by thetechfreak May 28, 2021

31st-1st national horny day 

The 2 days were created so anyone in the world was allowed to ask for nudes or sexual pics whenever they want aswell, it works both ways.

“Hey guess what day it is, it’s the 31st-1st national horny day, you know what that means… whip out your penis/tits”

31st-1st national horny day by ErrorCreed April 29, 2022

31st of August 

The day two sapphic bitches started dating, an international holiday.

"Omg today's 31st of august, let's go lesbeans!!!"

31st of August by chocolategore August 30, 2021