Having sex while writing really, really good software. In fact, so good, anyone that uses the software for the first time has an orgasm over how good it is and how good it was for you when you wrote it.
Anal Corporate Employee: Why is everyone moaning when they use the new web site?
Very Hip Manager: The guy we got to write it made 31337th base finishing the project.
Now turned on, Anal Corporate Employee: You have his email address for me?