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36. Garandgasm
A type of orgasm involving looking at and/or touching and/or shooting an M1 Garand rifle.
Oh oh oh, GARANDGASM! Ping! ;)
37. Schizophrenic Soul Minds
Trashy Little Trampy Soul Minds , in the Trashy Little Trampy Ruse World , that are Hell-Bound ... ... Devil’s Thrown + + Devil’s Thrown Hello ---- Trick Ruses & & & Soulless People from the 11th Floor ==----== ( Plagiarism & & Sham ) & && & 13th Floor will EACH receive a VERY WARM Devil’s Thrown Hello , all because the Trashy Little Trampy Trick Ruses -- Stalkers -- MENACED a Silent Ruse on the 11th Floor and played Schizophrenic Soul Mind Games on the 11th Floor && 13th Floor …… Meeting 5:30 -- -- Silent Ruse <<<---- author...
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38. Jibber Jabber
1) When the Trashy Little Trampy Lame Trick Ruses &&& Silent Ruse from the 11th Floor && && 13th Floor communicate with each other with their Trashy Little Trampy Schizophrenic Soul Minds , the Trick Ruses && && && the Silent Ruse play Schizophrenic Soul Mind Games … Schizophrenic Soul Mind Games
2) When the Silent Ruse leaves the 11th Floor , the Lame Trick Ruses have a Meeting 5:30 about the Silent Ruse --- and all the Silent Ruse hears is Jibber Jabber
3) --- NONSENSE BLATHER -- RUBBISH TALK ---- blatherskite ++ blthrskt ++ author blthrskt
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39. .460 Weatherby Magnum
Huge rifle cartridge used for hunting very big African game. Launches a 500 gr. bullet at over 2,500 fps with around 7,500 ft. lb. of force. High loadings have punishing recoil - about five times that of a .30-06. Factory loads cost over $7 per round, making it very expensive to shoot. Way too overpowered for any animal on North American soil. Definitely wouldn't hurt to have one if you were ever stuck on Isla Nublar or Isla Sorna from Jurassic Park.
If ever traveling to a dinosaur theme park, bringing along a big bore rifle, let's say, a .460 Weatherby Magnum or .50 BMG for example, would be a very good idea.
40. Zombie hick
A zombiephobic person who thinks it's necessary to have a12 gauge in the bathroom a .45 under his/her pillow an ak behind the tv a 30-06 in a gun safe a p90 in the fridge two 9 mils holstered an ar-15 also in a gun case a .50 cal s&w in a fruitbowl and a 10 guage elephant gun under his/her bed just in case a zombie breaks in
Me: hey can I grab a pop
zombie hick: ya sure in the fridge just don't touch p90 and watch out for the smith and wesson in the fruit bowl and if u see a zombie just grab a gun and light em up
Me: ur such a zombie hick
41. Mall Ninja
A term used in the firearm community to describe an individual who is obsessed with tactical, paramilitary style firearms and modifications, particularly firearms composed mostly of plastic. Such individuals are usually un-experienced novices who compulsively overpay for weapons and accessories not worth their weight in dog crap because such items looked cool in movies and video games.
Jeff: "Dude check out my new AR-15. Its got quad rails, a flashlight/ laser combination, a dummy grenade launcher, a bayonet, a telescoping stock, and an ACOG scope!"

Matt: "Dude check out my .30/06 Remington 700 with a custom walnut stock and a Leupold scope. I can kill a deer at 500 yards with factory ammo! Can your AR do that?"

Jeff: "Uh, No..."

Matt: "Didn't think so. Admit it. You're a damn MALL NINJA!"
42. Cyber Monday
The Monday after Thanksgiving Day, when online retailers keep the Black Friday-like bullshit going by constantly bombarding our e-mail inboxes and facebook statuses with annoying-ass ads to buy their products on our employers' time.

These companies apparently don't realize their tactics actually have the reverse effect and that many of us are actually out deer hunting on this day and are carrying loaded .30-06 (thirty-aught-six) rifles.
If I get one more Cyber Monday e-mail today from company X I'm gonna blow my fucking laptop up!
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